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The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doggo Town. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Good United States of American economy, worth 92.4 trillion Butt Sniffs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,480 Butt Sniffs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retail stores are known for creating their own oddly-similar holidays in the months preceding any major festivity, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Good United States of America's national animal is the Dirty Hippie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Good United States of America is ranked 40,616^th in the world and 2,017^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,026.03 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.