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Smartest Citizens: 4thMost Cultured: 7thLargest Governments: 12th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Bush sucks!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population37.185 billion

CapitalGoodnamesarerare City


The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 37.185 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 21,235 trillion shrubs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 571,076 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, and law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 232,037th in the world and 8,722nd in The East Pacific for Most Devout, with 1.65 Prayers Per Hour.

Smartest Citizens: 4thMost Cultured: 7thLargest Governments: 12thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15thLargest Publishing Industry: 16thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25thSafest: 32ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rdMost Developed: 37thLongest Average Lifespans: 47thHighest Poor Incomes: 50thHealthiest Citizens: 57thLowest Crime Rates: 61stHighest Economic Output: 68thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 69thMost Advanced Public Education: 83rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 95thHighest Average Incomes: 177thMost Efficient Economies: 203rdMost Secular: 223rdMost Subsidized Industry: 269thMost Stationary: 340thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 349thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 388thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 423rdMost Inclusive: 513thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 588thLargest Populations: 641stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 671stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 700thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 705thMost Armed: 1,012thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,018thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,141stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,207thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,271stMost Influential: 1,294thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,323rdRudest Citizens: 1,524thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,786thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,219thLargest Mining Sector: 4,696thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,920thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,739thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 17,199thMost Income Equality: 20,607thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,028th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionRudest Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 58th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 82nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 130th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 156th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 167th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 314th in the regionTop
Nudest: 471st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 594th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 631st in the region

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