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Most Cultured: 5th Smartest Citizens: 5th Largest Governments: 11th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Bush sucks!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Population33.57 billion

CapitalGoodnamesarerare City


The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 33.57 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 19,278 trillion shrubs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 574,291 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, and many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 152nd in the world and 5th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 99.23 Atheism Rate.

Most Cultured: 5thSmartest Citizens: 5thLargest Governments: 11thLargest Publishing Industry: 14thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17thSafest: 27thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30thMost Advanced Public Transport: 33rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38thHealthiest Citizens: 44thHighest Poor Incomes: 47thLowest Crime Rates: 53rdHighest Economic Output: 60thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 75thMost Advanced Public Education: 79thHighest Average Incomes: 128thMost Efficient Economies: 142ndMost Secular: 152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 187thMost Developed: 251stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 297thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 300thLongest Average Lifespans: 304thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 334thMost Inclusive: 376thMost Stationary: 376thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 424thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 592ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 610thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 621stLargest Populations: 659thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 698thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 743rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 841stMost Scientifically Advanced: 983rdMost Influential: 1,064thRudest Citizens: 1,125thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,141stTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,491stLargest Mining Sector: 3,388thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,507thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,686thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 9,804thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,985thNudest: 15,083rd
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 196th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 282nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 288th in the regionNudest: 300th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 558th in the region

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