by Max Barry

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Most Efficient Economies: 2,919th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,702nd Best Weather: 3,880th
The Conservative Coalition of
New York Times Democracy
We've got some bad hombres here
Donald Trump
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Population10.153 billion

CapitalShady Place
LeaderDonald Trump


The Conservative Coalition of Goral is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Donald Trump with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.153 billion Goralians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shady Place. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goralian economy, worth a remarkable 1,414 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 139,349 Bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

There is something rotten in the state of Goral, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goral's national animal is the IDK, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Abrahamism.

Goral is ranked 92,539th in the world and 3,169th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 53.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Efficient Economies: 2,919thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,702ndBest Weather: 3,880thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,986thMost Influential: 5,119thHealthiest Citizens: 5,688thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,909thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,990thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,149thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,368thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,213thMost Pacifist: 7,309thMost Developed: 7,507thLowest Crime Rates: 7,588thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 7,939thHighest Economic Output: 9,149thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,005thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,564thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,890thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,213thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,453rdLargest Governments: 12,461stSmartest Citizens: 12,518thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,622ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,947thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,124thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,421stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,016thHighest Average Incomes: 14,707th
Most Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 95th in the regionBest Weather: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 116th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 141st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 144th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 149th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 160th in the regionLargest Populations: 164th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 172nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 183rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 195th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 199th in the regionMost Pacifist: 203rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 215th in the regionMost Developed: 221st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 228th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 296th in the regionLargest Governments: 302nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 303rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 339th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 344th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 351st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 351st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 369th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 377th in the regionMost Influential: 393rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 396th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 397th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 408th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 416th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 451st in the regionMost Cultured: 485th in the regionNicest Citizens: 503rd in the region

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