The Orcish Gladiator of Gorgo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, devout population of 10.134 billion orcishes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gorgoan economy, worth 605 trillion sceats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,736 sceats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Euthanasia is legal, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gorgo's national animal is the rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gorgo is ranked 70,066^th in the world and 1^st in Mikov call for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.05 law-abiding acts per hour.