Population | 3.655 billion |
Capital | Rick |
Leader | Rick Astley |
Currency | Rick |
Animal | Rick |
The Rick of Gotta make you unnerstand is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.655 billion Gotta make you unnerstandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Gotta make you unnerstandian economy, worth 502 trillion Ricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,601 Ricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, and love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gotta make you unnerstand's national animal is the Rick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Gotta make you unnerstand is ranked 76,708th in the world and 62nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.7718905324 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gotta make you unnerstand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
- : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
- : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits.
- : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
- : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, surveillance cameras are banned.
- : Gotta make you unnerstand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
- : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, Rick Astley's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
- : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.