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Most Secular: 5,394thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,646thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,966th
The Rick of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Love Rick
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Gotta make you unnerstand

Population3.655 billion

CapitalRick
LeaderRick Astley

CurrencyRick
AnimalRick

The Rick of Gotta make you unnerstand is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.655 billion Gotta make you unnerstandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gotta make you unnerstandian economy, worth 502 trillion Ricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 137,601 Ricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, and love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gotta make you unnerstand's national animal is the Rick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gotta make you unnerstand is ranked 76,708th in the world and 62nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.7718905324 days.

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Most Secular: 5,394thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,646thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,966thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,617thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,649thLargest Black Market: 10,903rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,362ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16,834thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,584thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,844thMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,583rdMost Developed: 24,860thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,122ndLargest Publishing Industry: 26,857thHighest Average Incomes: 27,420thMost Avoided: 27,692nd
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gotta make you unnerstand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, love is a precious butterfly to be crushed under diplomatic protocol.
  • : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
  • : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
  • : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, surveillance cameras are banned.
  • : Gotta make you unnerstand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
  • : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, Rick Astley's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army.
  • : Following new legislation in Gotta make you unnerstand, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.

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