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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 713thMost Influential: 1,099thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,063rd
The Imperial Federation of
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Population11.082 billion

LeaderGrand Emperor Anthony

AnimalGojan Bear

The Imperial Federation of Goyanes is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Anthony with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 11.082 billion Goyaneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gojannesstad. The average income tax rate is 21.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goyanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,740 trillion Drams a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,030 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Goyanean military, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Goyanes's national animal is the Gojan Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goyanes is ranked 30,838th in the world and 1,573rd in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,213.82 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 713thMost Influential: 1,099thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 4,063rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,941stLargest Black Market: 7,036thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,567thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,908thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,203rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,209thBest Weather: 9,300thMost Cultured: 9,543rdHighest Economic Output: 9,700thHealthiest Citizens: 10,312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,942ndNudest: 11,353rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,544thTop
Most Stationary: 12,342ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,572ndLongest Average Lifespans: 12,647thMost Armed: 13,876thMost Developed: 13,960thLargest Retail Industry: 14,562ndMost Efficient Economies: 14,619thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,336thSmartest Citizens: 16,960thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,298thMost Secular: 20,209thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,586th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 142nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 192nd in the regionMost Stationary: 268th in the regionLargest Black Market: 303rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 308th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 318th in the regionNudest: 419th in the regionMost Influential: 423rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 440th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 440th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 456th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 490th in the regionMost Cultured: 491st in the regionMost Armed: 492nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 518th in the regionBest Weather: 536th in the regionLargest Populations: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 574th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 587th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 590th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 629th in the regionRudest Citizens: 705th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 722nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 748th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 753rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 784th in the regionMost Developed: 786th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 891st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 981st in the region

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