Population | 32.197 billion |
Capital | It's Only a Model |
Leader | Dennis the Constitutional Peasant |
Faith | Religionism |
Currency | flubber |
Animal | rat in a dress |
The Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune of Grachtalan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dennis the Constitutional Peasant with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.197 billion Suckers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of It's Only a Model. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Grachtalanian economy, worth an astonishing 13,097 trillion flubbers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 406,795 flubbers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,190,143 per year while the poor average 109,738, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.
Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, and punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grachtalan's national animal is the rat in a dress, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Religionism.
Grachtalan is ranked 17,321st in the world and 1st in Miscreants for Most Stationary, with 1,718.23840032672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Grachtalan's influence in Miscreants fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
- : Grachtalan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Grachtalan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Grachtalan's influence in Miscreants rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
- : Grachtalan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in Grachtalan, punk-rockers and girl-bands are united in their loss of fashion statements.
- : Following new legislation in Grachtalan, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Grachtalan, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.
- : Following new legislation in Grachtalan, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
- : Following new legislation in Grachtalan, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating.