The Holy Empire of Grand Britannia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Holy Empress Gwynnever IX zi Britannia with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.594 billion Britannians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pendragon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Britannian economy, worth a remarkable 1,661 trillion Sterlings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 94,409 Sterlings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,592 per year while the poor average 20,901, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

It's always rabbit season, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties, and the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Grand Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Grand Britannia is ranked 290,045^th in the world and 3^rd in Nationalist Commonwealth of Free Regions for Lowest Crime Rates, with 31.24 law-abiding acts per hour.