The United States of Grand land of the Toes is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Possibly Conscious Big Mac with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 847 million Grand land of the Toesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foot locker. The average income tax rate is 26.4%.

The powerhouse Grand land of the Toesian economy, worth 58.9 trillion carpets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 69,522 carpets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, the government loves seeing the little people fight, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand land of the Toes's national animal is the bugz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Grand land of the Toes is ranked 212,784^th in the world and 131^st in Federation of Martian Colonies for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 618.63 on the Societal Mobility Rating.