The Cup of Tea of Grand Miltonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.646 billion Grand Miltonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Miltonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,271 trillion CCUS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 335,154 CCUS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,126,015 per year while the poor average 3,182, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Interest in globalism never flags, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Mr Happy's Funland" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, and supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grand Miltonia's national animal is the Sea Squirt, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grand Miltonia is ranked 242,272^nd in the world and 35^th in Taijitu for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2.93 Tourists Per Hour.