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Highest Crime Rates: 14thMost Rebellious Youth: 23rdMost Armed: 24th
The Cup of Tea of
Anarchy
Somebody threw a dead dog after him down the ravine.
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Instigator
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Civil Rights
Excessive
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Frightening
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Grand Miltonia

Population30.646 billion

CapitalMr Happy's Funland

CurrencyCCU
AnimalSea Squirt

The Cup of Tea of Grand Miltonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 30.646 billion Grand Miltonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happy's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Miltonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,271 trillion CCUS a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 335,154 CCUS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,126,015 per year while the poor average 3,182, a ratio of 982 to 1.

Interest in globalism never flags, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Mr Happy's Funland" has been described as a real blow for entertainment, and supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Grand Miltonia's national animal is the Sea Squirt, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Grand Miltonia is ranked 242,272nd in the world and 35th in Taijitu for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2.93 Tourists Per Hour.

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Highest Crime Rates: 14thMost Rebellious Youth: 23rdMost Armed: 24thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 59thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 99thFattest Citizens: 138thMost Avoided: 139thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 143rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 145thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 189thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 357thLargest Insurance Industry: 379thRudest Citizens: 402ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 455thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 456thHighest Economic Output: 466thHighest Disposable Incomes: 477thLargest Mining Sector: 526thLargest Publishing Industry: 563rdLargest Retail Industry: 592ndLargest Gambling Industry: 955thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,183rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,468thSmartest Citizens: 1,643rdMost Secular: 1,741stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,016thLargest Populations: 2,183rdTop
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Most Influential: 2,853rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,265thMost Efficient Economies: 4,193rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,441stLargest Black Market: 10,071stNudest: 10,086thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 17,165thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,169thMost Pro-Market: 18,047thMost Politically Free: 20,836thMost Cultured: 21,098thMost Extreme: 22,545th
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Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Grand Miltonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Miltonia, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Miltonia, the cancellation of "The Real Vixens of Mr Happy's Funland" has been described as a real blow for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Miltonia, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Miltonia, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Grand Miltonia, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
  • : Grand Miltonia's influence in Taijitu fell from "Dealmaker" to "Instigator".
  • : Grand Miltonia's influence in Taijitu rose from "Minnow" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Grand Miltonia relocated from Lazarus to Taijitu.
  • : Grand Miltonia was refounded in Lazarus.

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