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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,084thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,248thMost Secular: 3,855th
The Sith Kaiserreich of
Father Knows Best State
Hi
Bob the Builder
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Great Algerstonia

Population4.509 billion

CapitalBhang Bhang Duc
LeaderBob the Builder
FaithPastafarianisn

Currencyrubles
Animalburrito

The Sith Kaiserreich of Great Algerstonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bob the Builder with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.509 billion Algerstonese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bhang Bhang Duc. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Algerstonian economy, worth 310 trillion rubleses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,811 rubleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", Algerstonese are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, a performance of the hit musical "Mamma Tua" has been delayed after squatters were found sleeping in the orchestra pit, and sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Algerstonia's national animal is the burrito, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianisn.

Great Algerstonia is ranked 106,425th in the world and 3,463rd in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -36.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,084thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,248thMost Secular: 3,855thMost Influential: 5,278thMost Armed: 7,814thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,025thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,590thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,256thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,033rdMost Corrupt Governments: 17,299thHealthiest Citizens: 18,062ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,839thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,632ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,842ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 21,142ndBest Weather: 23,065th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 102nd in the regionMost Secular: 123rd in the regionMost Armed: 184th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 271st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 274th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 399th in the regionLargest Black Market: 477th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 498th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 498th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 525th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 603rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 621st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 631st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 656th in the regionMost Stationary: 692nd in the regionBest Weather: 723rd in the regionLargest Populations: 779th in the region

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