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Best Weather: 1,398th Healthiest Citizens: 1,777th Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,108th
The Smooth-talking Diplomats of
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Jeremy Corbyn
Influence
Contender
HR & Public Relations
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Good
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Frightening
Political Freedom
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Great British Federation

Population7.222 billion

CapitalLondon
LeaderJeremy Corbyn
FaithUnOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyPound
AnimalRed Fox

The Smooth-talking Diplomats of Great British Federation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jeremy Corbyn with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.222 billion British enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,079 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,454 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Preservative-laden British cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas, and you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great British Federation's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.

Great British Federation is ranked 96,169th in the world and 14th in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 230.38 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Best Weather: 1,398thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,777thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,108thNicest Citizens: 2,265thMost Pacifist: 2,327thSafest: 2,453rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,711thMost Inclusive: 2,767thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,836thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,043rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,073rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,127thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,949thMost Developed: 4,573rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,640thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,611thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,662ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,193rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,279thMost Cultured: 6,726thSmartest Citizens: 6,843rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,084thTop
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Most Secular: 8,682ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,843rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,155thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,196thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,383rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,403rdLargest Governments: 10,307thHighest Average Incomes: 12,535thHighest Economic Output: 13,229th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, preservative-laden British cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for British citizenship in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, citizens buy season tickets on a 20-year payment plan.

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