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Best Weather: 1,434thHealthiest Citizens: 1,847thMost Pacifist: 2,027th
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Great British Federation

Population9.037 billion

CapitalLondon
LeaderJeremy Corbyn
FaithUnOrthodox Christianity

CurrencyPound
AnimalRed Fox

The Smooth-talking Diplomats of Great British Federation is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jeremy Corbyn with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.037 billion British enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 1,363 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 150,909 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great British Federation's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is UnOrthodox Christianity.

Great British Federation is ranked 201,499th in the world and 19th in Zombie Research Institute for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.06 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Best Weather: 1,434thHealthiest Citizens: 1,847thMost Pacifist: 2,027thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,211thNicest Citizens: 2,344thSafest: 2,521stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,593rdMost Inclusive: 2,982ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,047thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,058thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,164thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,263rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,284thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,471stMost Developed: 4,982ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,518thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,711thSmartest Citizens: 6,680thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,710thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,034thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,449thMost Cultured: 7,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,941stLowest Crime Rates: 8,966thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,143rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,770thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,813thLargest Governments: 10,211thTop
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Most Secular: 10,771stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,632ndHighest Economic Output: 11,918thHighest Average Incomes: 13,286th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Great British Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, populations of two-headed Red Foxes have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Great British Federation, the Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways.
  • : Great British Federation was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.

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