The Confused Catastrophe of Great Jenovah is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Agatha with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.641 billion Jenovachi are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montendría. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jenovachi economy, worth 205 trillion Sants a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,911 Sants, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Bouncers at the door of the sweet shop warn five-year-olds not to cause trouble, the tax department is having withdrawal symptoms, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Queen Agatha's credibility no favours, and new legislators take a week-long class entitled "Keeping Your Job: How to Avoid Offending Queen Agatha". Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Jenovah's national animal is the Finback Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Agnesism.

Great Jenovah is ranked 13,259^th in the world and 558^th in The North Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 57.6 trillion Standard Monetary Units.