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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5,978th Most Politically Free: 8,647th Highest Drug Use: 10,926th
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Great Wall of America

Population264 million


The United States of Great Wall of America is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 264 million Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 7.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong American economy, worth 14.9 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 56,472 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the tenet of free speech is held dear, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Great Wall of America's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Great Wall of America is ranked 125,299th in the world and 17th in Norden for Most Devout, with 8.94 Prayers Per Hour.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 5,978thTop
Most Politically Free: 8,647thHighest Drug Use: 10,926thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,009th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the region

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