by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 434thLargest Retail Industry: 745thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,664th
The Empire of
Britannia Rule The Waves
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.286 billion

LeaderThe Imperial House of Whitaker
FaithAnglican Christianity

CurrencyGreat British Pound
AnimalBritish Swan

The Empire of GreatBritannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Imperial House of Whitaker with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.286 billion British live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londonia. The average income tax rate is 44.7%.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth 503 trillion Great British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 220,451 Great British Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

It's always rabbit season, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Great British Pounds of property damage, and you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. GreatBritannia's national animal is the British Swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anglican Christianity.

GreatBritannia is ranked 39,669th in the world and 37th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Economic Output, with 503 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Rudest Citizens: 434thLargest Retail Industry: 745thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,664thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,741stMost Influential: 2,833rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,855thFattest Citizens: 3,185thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,192ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,175thMost Avoided: 4,931stHighest Average Incomes: 5,023rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,132ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,215thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,252ndSmartest Citizens: 5,472ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,171stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,853rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,398thMost Cultured: 11,651stHighest Poor Incomes: 11,837thMost Inclusive: 12,024thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,058thTop
Nudest: 12,534thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,816thLargest Black Market: 13,217thLargest Governments: 13,539thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,646thMost Armed: 14,366thMost Developed: 14,494thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,411thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,151stLargest Mining Sector: 18,365thMost Politically Free: 18,651stMost Pro-Market: 20,095thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,652ndMost Secular: 21,314thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,022ndMost Extreme: 23,450thLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,125thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,292nd
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Politically Free: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionMost Extreme: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 37th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 41st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in GreatBritannia, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in GreatBritannia, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Great British Pounds of property damage.
  • : Following new legislation in GreatBritannia, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
  • : Following new legislation in GreatBritannia, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in GreatBritannia, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : GreatBritannia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in GreatBritannia, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in GreatBritannia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in GreatBritannia, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in GreatBritannia, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids.


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