by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 2,319th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,837th Most Inclusive: 3,489th
The Small Loli Girl of
Libertarian Police State
Unite, Work, Live, Peace, Prosper, Give
Marcy Sky
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Greater Felter

Population1.309 billion

LeaderMarcy Sky

CurrencySilver Tear

The Small Loli Girl of Greater Felter is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Marcy Sky with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.309 billion Lolis are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lentelf. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 161 trillion Silver Tears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 123,730 Silver Tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military funding has been stripped back, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Greater Felter, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Felter's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oiroism.

Greater Felter is ranked 6,790th in the world and 146th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,516.23 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Pacifist: 2,319thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,837thMost Inclusive: 3,489thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,527thNicest Citizens: 3,736thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,831stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,975thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,554thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,714thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,989thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,820thLowest Crime Rates: 6,041stMost Developed: 6,483rdSafest: 6,547thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,707thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,790thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,835thLargest Governments: 7,409thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,605thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,725thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,218thMost Cultured: 9,260thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,655thSmartest Citizens: 9,834thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,195thBest Weather: 10,374thHealthiest Citizens: 11,781stMost Subsidized Industry: 13,204thHighest Drug Use: 16,838th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 48th in the regionMost Pacifist: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 87th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 96th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionNicest Citizens: 106th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Inclusive: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 124th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 146th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 152nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 171st in the regionLargest Governments: 174th in the regionMost Developed: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 190th in the regionSafest: 197th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 199th in the regionMost Cultured: 234th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 249th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 266th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 276th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 278th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 307th in the regionBest Weather: 319th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 325th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 349th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 504th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 538th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 586th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 614th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 669th in the region

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