The Small Loli Girl of Greater Felter is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Marcy Sky with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.309 billion Lolis are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lentelf. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 161 trillion Silver Tears a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 123,730 Silver Tears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military funding has been stripped back, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Greater Felter, and hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater Felter's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Oiroism.

Greater Felter is ranked 6,790^th in the world and 146^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,516.23 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.