Population | 26.468 billion |
Capital | Miami |
Leader | PresLincolnDiazBalartVPIleanaRosLehtinen |
Currency | Pesos |
Animal | El Sinsonte |
The DemocraticCapitalistRepublic of Greater Miami Shores is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by PresLincolnDiazBalartVPIleanaRosLehtinen with an even hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 26.468 billion Greater Miamian Hispanics are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miami. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.
The thriving Greater Miami Shoresian economy, worth 921 trillion Pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 34,796 Pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 136,135 per year while the poor average 6,059, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.
The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, school uniforms are compulsory, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Greater Miami Shores's national animal is the El Sinsonte, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Greater Miami Shores is ranked 267,736th in the world and 10,766th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 39.19 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater Miami Shores was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Greater Miami Shores's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Greater Miami Shores was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Greater Miami Shores was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Greater Miami Shores's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Greater Miami Shores altered its national flag.
- : Greater Miami Shores's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Greater Miami Shores's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Greater Miami Shores's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Greater Miami Shores was refounded in Osiris.