by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,676th Most Influential: 2,017th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,426th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
To protect our National Identity as a Nation
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Greater New Islew

Population4.26 billion

FaithRoman Catholic

AnimalGila Monster

The Federal Republic of Greater New Islew is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.26 billion Islewans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ironden. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Islewan economy, worth 905 trillion Royals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 212,584 Royals, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and chickens roam the streets freely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater New Islew's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Greater New Islew is ranked 151,190th in the world and 5,700th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 12.21 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,676thTop
Most Influential: 2,017thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,426thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,783rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,823rdRudest Citizens: 3,121stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,428thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,499thLargest Governments: 3,994thLargest Black Market: 4,124thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,554thHighest Average Incomes: 4,756thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,810thLowest Crime Rates: 4,884thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,901stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,080thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,770thLargest Mining Sector: 6,397thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,191stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,476thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,704thHealthiest Citizens: 7,892ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,312thMost Efficient Economies: 8,377thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 9,073rdMost Developed: 9,581stSmartest Citizens: 9,626thLargest Retail Industry: 11,141stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,212thMost Cultured: 12,611thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,766thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,078thHighest Economic Output: 15,769th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 45th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 57th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 65th in the regionRudest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionLargest Governments: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 90th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 91st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 94th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 117th in the regionMost Influential: 120th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 136th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 138th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 155th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 197th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 200th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 207th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 214th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 244th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 245th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 259th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 260th in the regionMost Developed: 273rd in the regionMost Cultured: 313th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 340th in the regionLargest Populations: 399th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 456th in the regionMost Average: 473rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 523rd in the regionMost Stationary: 523rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 540th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 583rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 596th in the region

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