The Federal Republic of Greater New Islew is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.26 billion Islewans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ironden. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Islewan economy, worth 905 trillion Royals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 212,584 Royals, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and chickens roam the streets freely. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Greater New Islew's national animal is the Gila Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greater New Islew was endorsed by The Phantasmagorial Land-Shrine of Rhealaliit.
- : Greater New Islew was endorsed by The Free Land of Terrusya.
- : Greater New Islew was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Under Upper Antartica.
- : Greater New Islew was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Greater New Islew was endorsed by The Armed Republic of The United Neo American Union.
- : Greater New Islew was endorsed by The Office Cowboy of Funkadelia.
- : Greater New Islew was endorsed by The Dominion of Layogenic.
- : Greater New Islew was endorsed by The Emerald Republic of Kilkire.
- : Greater New Islew was endorsed by The Protectorate of Opossum Slayer.
- : Greater New Islew was endorsed by The Production State of Aleister.
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