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Smartest Citizens: 15thLargest Publishing Industry: 26thHighest Poor Incomes: 26th
The United States of
Left-wing Utopia
For my clan
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Greater Somalia

Population34.689 billion

CapitalMogadishu
LeaderMareexaan
Faithnone

CurrencyShilling
Animallion

The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mareexaan with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 34.689 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 17,936 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 517,074 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Somali officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 442nd in the world and 12th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 13,750.88 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Smartest Citizens: 15thLargest Publishing Industry: 26thHighest Poor Incomes: 26thMost Cultured: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 49thMost Rebellious Youth: 74thMost Scientifically Advanced: 79thLargest Information Technology Sector: 80thLeast Corrupt Governments: 86thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 90thHighest Economic Output: 95thSafest: 95thMost Secular: 111thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 172ndMost Pacifist: 191stMost Efficient Economies: 211thMost Inclusive: 237thMost Developed: 242ndMost Beautiful Environments: 245thHighest Average Incomes: 250thLongest Average Lifespans: 272ndLargest Governments: 334thMost Stationary: 360thHealthiest Citizens: 431stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 442ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 692ndLowest Crime Rates: 701stMost Advanced Public Education: 827thLargest Populations: 932ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,128thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,574thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,712thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,383rdMost Income Equality: 2,484thLargest Retail Industry: 3,222ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,597thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,982ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,430thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10,822ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,993rdMost Influential: 11,482ndMost Politically Free: 12,842ndMost Extreme: 17,687thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,239th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 36th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 69th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 92nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 132nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 150th in the regionMost Income Equality: 152nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 288th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 298th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 480th in the regionMost Extreme: 497th in the regionMost Influential: 549th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 633rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 713th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 736th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Somali officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, light entertainment shows are light on actual entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, transgender and agender are on the education agenda.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.

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