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Smartest Citizens: 14thMost Cultured: 28thHighest Poor Incomes: 29th
The United States of
Left-wing Utopia
For my clan
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Greater Somalia

Population35.14 billion

CapitalMogadishu
LeaderMareexaan
Faithnone

CurrencyShilling
Animallion

The United States of Greater Somalia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mareexaan with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 35.14 billion Somalis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Somali economy, worth an astonishing 18,384 trillion Shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 523,176 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity. Crime is totally unknown. Greater Somalia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is none.

Greater Somalia is ranked 98,118th in the world and 3,830th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 854.2 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Smartest Citizens: 14thMost Cultured: 28thHighest Poor Incomes: 29thLargest Publishing Industry: 29thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 47thMost Scientifically Advanced: 66thMost Rebellious Youth: 76thLargest Information Technology Sector: 83rdSafest: 92ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 95thHighest Economic Output: 96thLeast Corrupt Governments: 97thMost Secular: 106thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 154thMost Pacifist: 189thMost Efficient Economies: 205thMost Developed: 224thMost Inclusive: 226thMost Beautiful Environments: 228thHighest Average Incomes: 244thLongest Average Lifespans: 246thLargest Governments: 313thHealthiest Citizens: 371stMost Stationary: 376thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 437thMost Income Equality: 626thLowest Crime Rates: 638thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 685thMost Advanced Public Education: 781stLargest Populations: 937thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,417thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,460thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,708thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,384thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,047thLargest Retail Industry: 3,213thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,899thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,806thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,826thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,332ndMost Influential: 11,599thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,328thMost Politically Free: 18,075thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,542nd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Income Equality: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 68th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 71st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 85th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 117th in the regionMost Politically Free: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 310th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 324th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 603rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 618th in the regionNudest: 706th in the regionMost Extreme: 902nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, edutainment video games are taking Greater Somalia's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, there's a bright dawn ahead for Greater Somalia.
  • : Following new legislation in Greater Somalia, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.

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