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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10thMost Primitive: 983rd
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Greater Chernobyl but greater
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Greatest Chernobyl

Population5.194 billion

Currencyfranc
Animalswan

The Republic of Greatest Chernobyl is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, enslaved workforce, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.194 billion Greatest Chernobylians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The powerhouse Greatest Chernobylian economy, worth 395 trillion francs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,213 francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all, Greatest Chernobyl's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and Greatest Chernobylians believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Greatest Chernobyl's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Greatest Chernobyl is ranked 52,583rd in the world and 2,695th in Balder for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 2,623.37 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 5thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10thMost Primitive: 983rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,008thBest Weather: 6,479thTop
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Largest Black Market: 11,047thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,818thHighest Crime Rates: 17,487thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,298th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 173rd in the regionMost Influential: 328th in the regionBest Weather: 333rd in the regionMost Stationary: 336th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 481st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 635th in the regionLargest Black Market: 644th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greatest Chernobyl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Greatest Chernobyl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Greatest Chernobyl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Greatest Chernobyl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, Greatest Chernobylians believe the only thing that will make you happy is being unhappy with who you are.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, Greatest Chernobyl's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, noble feuds don't end until one side gets their point across.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest Chernobyl, a petition to improve Greatest Chernobylian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
  • : Greatest Chernobyl was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.

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