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Rudest Citizens: 981stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,764thLargest Retail Industry: 1,860th
The United Kingdom of
Capitalizt
I can't get to sleep I think about the implications
grand pimp
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Greatest pimps

Population6.404 billion

Capitalbackhand city
Leadergrand pimp
Faithmarijuanahism

Currencysmackers
AnimalParrot

The United Kingdom of Greatest pimps is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by grand pimp with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.404 billion Greatest pimpsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of backhand city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Greatest pimpsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,035 trillion smackers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 317,811 smackers, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greatest pimps's national animal is the Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is marijuanahism.

Greatest pimps is ranked 202,283rd in the world and 240th in The Amaranthine Isles for Most Stationary, with 44.54374232532 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 981stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,764thLargest Retail Industry: 1,860thFattest Citizens: 1,935thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,312thHighest Average Incomes: 2,414thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,485thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,617thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,350thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,712thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,478thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,622ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,945thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,027thMost Avoided: 5,236thMost Armed: 5,281stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,462ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,600thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,654thMost Efficient Economies: 5,659thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,869thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,780thMost Cultured: 7,295thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,481stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,667thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,020thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,261stMost Patriotic: 8,542ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,910thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,633rdSmartest Citizens: 9,965thLargest Governments: 10,986thHighest Economic Output: 12,068thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 20,453rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23,728thLargest Mining Sector: 24,473rdMost Devout: 25,009thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,673rdLargest Insurance Industry: 26,817thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,071stHighest Food Quality: 29,567th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionMost Devout: 20th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Greatest pimps was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Minde.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Greatest pimps voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
  • : Greatest pimps was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 9 » Gyuamno, Sillara, Eliethyius, Quessia, Moclapz, Flanschell, MOBINABAD, Brin Fria, and Minde.

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