Population | 6.404 billion |
Capital | backhand city |
Leader | grand pimp |
Faith | marijuanahism |
Currency | smackers |
Animal | Parrot |
The United Kingdom of Greatest pimps is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by grand pimp with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.404 billion Greatest pimpsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of backhand city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Greatest pimpsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,035 trillion smackers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 317,811 smackers, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job, and extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Greatest pimps's national animal is the Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is marijuanahism.
Greatest pimps is ranked 202,283rd in the world and 240th in The Amaranthine Isles for Most Stationary, with 44.54374232532 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Greatest pimps was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Minde.
- : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
- : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
- : Greatest pimps voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
- : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
- : Greatest pimps was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Greatest pimps, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » Gyuamno, Sillara, Eliethyius, Quessia, Moclapz, Flanschell, MOBINABAD, Brin Fria, and Minde.