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Most Conservative: 21stMost Stationary: 435thLargest Populations: 1,744th
The Rogue Nation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
We will punch you in the groin for a dollar.
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Groin Punch

Population38.494 billion

Currencydollar
Animalspotted groin puncher

The Rogue Nation of Groin Punch is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, cynical population of 38.494 billion Groin Punchians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Public Transport, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The strong Groin Punchian economy, worth a remarkable 1,556 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Soda Sales, and Trout Farming. Average income is 40,429 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Groin Punch's national animal is the spotted groin puncher.

Groin Punch is ranked 435th in the world and 1st in Blarney Castle for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.

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Most Conservative: 21stMost Stationary: 435thLargest Populations: 1,744thTop
5%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 4,575thMost Influential: 6,053rdMost Authoritarian: 13,357thTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 17,048thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,890thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,917thMost Rebellious Youth: 29,697th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Groin Punch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Groin Punch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Groin Punch's influence in Blarney Castle rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Groin Punch's influence in Blarney Castle fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Groin Punch's influence in Blarney Castle rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Groin Punch's influence in Blarney Castle fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Groin Punch was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Groin Punch was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Groin Punch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Groin Punch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

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