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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 285thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 489thLargest Publishing Industry: 529th
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Population33.967 billion

CapitalFederal District
LeaderHer Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III

Currencygold schnauzermark
Animalwild schnauzer

The Democratic Federation of Grosseschnauzer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Her Schnauzer Highness Edelweiss III with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.967 billion schnauzervolken hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal District. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient schnauzervolker economy, worth a remarkable 8,612 trillion gold schnauzermarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,569 gold schnauzermarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes all major gold finds, graffiti graces every city's streets, every week is blindness awareness week, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Grosseschnauzer's national animal is the wild schnauzer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Grosseschnauzer is ranked 2,559th in the world and 11th in International Democratic Union for Most Developed, scoring 96.99 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 285thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 489thLargest Publishing Industry: 529thMost Cheerful Citizens: 582ndHighest Economic Output: 588thSmartest Citizens: 785thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,007thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,011thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,086thLargest Populations: 1,096thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,114thMost Cultured: 1,277thMost Influential: 1,287thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,545thNicest Citizens: 1,694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,734thLargest Mining Sector: 1,846thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2,270thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,427thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,445thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,521stMost Developed: 2,559thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,580thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,675thHighest Average Incomes: 3,245thMost Inclusive: 5,754thHealthiest Citizens: 6,235thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,492ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,412thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,340thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,415thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,904thMost Stationary: 10,100thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,563rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,858thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,433rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,637thMost Efficient Economies: 15,280thLargest Retail Industry: 15,992ndMost Politically Free: 19,873rdNudest: 20,125th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the region

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