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Highest Poor Incomes: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 206thLargest Information Technology Sector: 307th
The Galactic Socialist Imperium of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population6.017 billion

CapitalSi Gn
LeaderPremier of the GSI
FaithNeo Marxism-Leninism

CurrencyGrossvietnam Dong
AnimalThree-headed Oriental Dragon

The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Premier of the GSI with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, digital currency, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.017 billion Grossvietnamese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Si Gn. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Grossvietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 2,887 trillion Grossvietnam Dongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 479,899 Grossvietnam Dongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grossvietnam's national animal is the Three-headed Oriental Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo Marxism-Leninism.

Grossvietnam is ranked 34,063rd in the world and 1,136th in The East Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 3,605.11 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Highest Poor Incomes: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 206thLargest Information Technology Sector: 307thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 311thHighest Average Incomes: 372ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 549thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 630thMost Scientifically Advanced: 634thLargest Black Market: 695thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 745thMost Armed: 870thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,025thMost Efficient Economies: 1,049thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,281stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,298thLargest Governments: 1,428thMost Influential: 1,561stSmartest Citizens: 1,742ndMost Developed: 1,810thRudest Citizens: 2,114thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,437thLargest Retail Industry: 2,580thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,797thMost Inclusive: 2,928thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,156thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,194thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,506thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,530thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,168thMost Secular: 4,192ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,457thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,539thHighest Economic Output: 4,582ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,305thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,428thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,608thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,716thMost Cultured: 7,245thHealthiest Citizens: 9,959thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,663rdMost Stationary: 18,223rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,165thHighest Drug Use: 21,683rd
Highest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionRudest Citizens: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Developed: 56th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 89th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 96th in the regionMost Inclusive: 101st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 114th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 118th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 133rd in the regionMost Secular: 136th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 184th in the regionMost Cultured: 187th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 211th in the regionMost Stationary: 269th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 301st in the regionLargest Populations: 372nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 428th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 628th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 748th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 756th in the region

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