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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 324thLargest Information Technology Sector: 374th
The Galactic Socialist Imperium of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population5.563 billion

CapitalSi Gn
LeaderPremier of the GSI
FaithNeo Marxism-Leninism

CurrencyGrossvietnam Dong
AnimalThree-headed Oriental Dragon

The Galactic Socialist Imperium of Grossvietnam is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Premier of the GSI with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.563 billion Grossvietnamese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Si Gn. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Grossvietnamese economy, worth a remarkable 2,620 trillion Grossvietnam Dongs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 470,997 Grossvietnam Dongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, and if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Grossvietnamese satellites can detect it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Grossvietnam's national animal is the Three-headed Oriental Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Neo Marxism-Leninism.

Grossvietnam is ranked 80,404th in the world and 3,440th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,446.26 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 221stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 324thLargest Information Technology Sector: 374thHighest Average Incomes: 375thHighest Poor Incomes: 420thLargest Agricultural Sector: 537thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 597thMost Scientifically Advanced: 698thLargest Black Market: 755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 833rdMost Armed: 903rdMost Subsidized Industry: 968thMost Efficient Economies: 1,076thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,188thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,304thMost Influential: 1,491stLargest Governments: 1,540thSmartest Citizens: 1,868thMost Developed: 2,000thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,255thLargest Retail Industry: 2,274thLowest Crime Rates: 2,583rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,833rdMost Inclusive: 2,982ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,563rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,577thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,823rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,028thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,264thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,669thHighest Economic Output: 5,091stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,495thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,635thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,665thMost Secular: 5,941stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,565thMost Cultured: 8,100thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,203rdHealthiest Citizens: 11,792ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,394thHighest Drug Use: 18,218thMost Stationary: 18,998th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionMost Influential: 54th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionRudest Citizens: 60th in the regionMost Developed: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 78th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 78th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 101st in the regionMost Inclusive: 101st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 106th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 106th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 111th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 112th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 134th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 175th in the regionMost Cultured: 214th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 215th in the regionMost Secular: 226th in the regionMost Stationary: 285th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 337th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 383rd in the regionLargest Populations: 399th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 438th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 654th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 681st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 685th in the region

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