The Holy Red Zombie Guy of GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Peter Janson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 986 million GRHBians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Nuketown. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse GRHBian economy, worth 104 trillion GruffyRichard and HillbillyBobian Drikis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 105,918 GruffyRichard and HillbillyBobian Drikis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

It's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

GruffyRichard and HillbillyBob is ranked 63,473^rd in the world and 4^th in Amalgamated Federation for Fattest Citizens, with 12.05 Obesity Rate.