The Dictatorship of GrumpyCat is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 11.044 billion GrumpyCatians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The GrumpyCatian economy, worth 731 trillion Nips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,263 Nips, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. GrumpyCat's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

GrumpyCat is ranked 153,283^rd in the world and 11^th in Memeverse for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.75 law-abiding acts per hour.