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Best Weather: 2,471stMost Patriotic: 3,308thMost Devout: 4,577th
The United States of
Democratic Socialists
Prossperity,Progression and Profit
Mydina
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Guccistan

Population5.598 billion

CapitalNenon
LeaderMydina
FaithNenonism

CurrencyEmer
AnimalPugg

The United States of Guccistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mydina with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 5.598 billion Guccistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nenon. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Guccistanian economy, worth 850 trillion Emers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 151,889 Emers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Guccistan flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guccistan's national animal is the Pugg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nenonism.

Guccistan is ranked 147,448th in the world and 3,120th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 173.3520418324 days.

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Best Weather: 2,471stTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,308thMost Devout: 4,577thHealthiest Citizens: 4,592ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,430thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,626thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,692ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,767thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,902ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,580thNicest Citizens: 6,688thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,800thMost Inclusive: 8,025thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,209thHighest Food Quality: 8,412thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,070thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,802ndMost Developed: 10,815thLargest Governments: 12,960thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,251stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,587thSmartest Citizens: 13,989thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 16,115thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,520thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,818thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,060thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,427thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,514thMost Cultured: 21,108thHighest Average Incomes: 21,529thMost Efficient Economies: 24,016thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,213thMost Pacifist: 25,563rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,676th
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Best Weather: 96th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 145th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 252nd in the regionMost Devout: 259th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 281st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 290th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 299th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 319th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 325th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 332nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 336th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 393rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 401st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 442nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 490th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 650th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 677th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 701st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 783rd in the regionLargest Governments: 819th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 843rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 921st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,013th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Guccistan flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, Nenonism now admits men and women into its clergy.
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Guccistan, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.

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