Population | 5.598 billion |
Capital | Nenon |
Leader | Mydina |
Faith | Nenonism |
Currency | Emer |
Animal | Pugg |
The United States of Guccistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mydina with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The compassionate, devout population of 5.598 billion Guccistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nenon. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Guccistanian economy, worth 850 trillion Emers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 151,889 Emers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Guccistan flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guccistan's national animal is the Pugg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nenonism.
Guccistan is ranked 147,448th in the world and 3,120th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 173.3520418324 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Guccistan, travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Guccistan flights to avoid the pay lavatories.
- : Following new legislation in Guccistan, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
- : Following new legislation in Guccistan, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Following new legislation in Guccistan, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in Guccistan, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Guccistan, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in Guccistan, Nenonism now admits men and women into its clergy.
- : Following new legislation in Guccistan, the immigration office has an express line for people bringing cash in briefcases.
- : Following new legislation in Guccistan, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.
- : Following new legislation in Guccistan, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.