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Most Valuable International Artwork: 32ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81st
The Accursed Dreamers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Guer Aike

Population3.962 billion

FaithThe Order of Dagon


The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.962 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 1,938 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 489,162 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, and Guer Aikean Gladiators is a ratings success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 223,611th in the world and 10,089th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -25.92 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 32ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 81stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 128thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 165thMost Influential: 192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 210thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 264thLargest Information Technology Sector: 264thHighest Average Incomes: 338thMost Corrupt Governments: 430thLargest Agricultural Sector: 431stHighest Poor Incomes: 478thMost Efficient Economies: 616thMost Scientifically Advanced: 662ndMost Armed: 667thLargest Black Market: 789thLargest Governments: 972ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,261stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,276thLowest Crime Rates: 1,294thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,521stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,616thSmartest Citizens: 1,836thMost Developed: 1,852ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,066thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,337thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,364thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,477thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,722ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,934thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,068thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,332ndNudest: 6,088thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,506thMost Cultured: 7,013thHighest Economic Output: 7,899thMost Authoritarian: 8,451stLargest Mining Sector: 9,236thMost Conservative: 9,752ndRudest Citizens: 10,690thMost Devout: 11,025thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,995thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,243rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 49th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 80th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 81st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 96th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 97th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 112th in the regionMost Developed: 113th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 181st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 240th in the regionNudest: 241st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 301st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 319th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 338th in the regionMost Cultured: 360th in the regionMost Devout: 441st in the regionRudest Citizens: 457th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 461st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 535th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 699th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 728th in the regionMost Stationary: 743rd in the regionMost Extreme: 806th in the region

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