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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 61st Most Influential: 246th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 388th
The Dreamlands of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Guer Aike

Population1.707 billion

CapitalR'lyeh
LeaderCthulhu
FaithThe Order of Dagon

CurrencySoul
AnimalShoggoth

The Dreamlands of Guer Aike is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, ritual sacrifices, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.707 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 90.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth 524 trillion Souls a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 307,161 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, the government is encouraging violence on television, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Guer Aike at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list, and mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Shoggoths and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 58,139th in the world and 2,932nd in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 2,423.13 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 61stMost Influential: 246thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 388thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 622ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 888thLargest Agricultural Sector: 928thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,103rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,484thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,598thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,609thLargest Black Market: 1,933rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,994thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,266thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,044thNudest: 3,823rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,106thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,336thLargest Governments: 4,780thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,218thMost Conservative: 5,249thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,573rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,184thSmartest Citizens: 6,355thMost Authoritarian: 6,557thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 7,793rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,880thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,903rdMost Developed: 9,602ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,806thMost Efficient Economies: 10,832ndLargest Insurance Industry: 10,994thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,897thLargest Mining Sector: 12,203rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,981st
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Influential: 64th in the regionLargest Black Market: 68th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 74th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 88th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 96th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 143rd in the regionNudest: 149th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 156th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 203rd in the regionLargest Governments: 225th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 280th in the regionMost Conservative: 285th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 294th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 309th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 351st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 353rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 365th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 372nd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 462nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 475th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 500th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 503rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 543rd in the regionMost Developed: 552nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 613th in the regionMost Extreme: 645th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 709th in the region

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