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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54thMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th
The Accursed Dreamers of
Iron Fist Consumerists
The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Guer Aike

Population5.152 billion

CapitalR'lyeh
LeaderCthulhu
FaithThe Order of Dagon

CurrencySoul
AnimalShoggoth

The Accursed Dreamers of Guer Aike is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Cthulhu with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, infamous sell-swords, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.152 billion Guer Aikeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of R'lyeh. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guer Aikean economy, worth a remarkable 2,817 trillion Souls a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 546,915 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Cthulhu, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, advertisers are struggling to make water sound cool to a twitchy public, and Guer Aikeans are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guer Aike's national animal is the Shoggoth, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Dagon.

Guer Aike is ranked 1,371st in the world and 91st in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.11 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54thMost Valuable International Artwork: 57thMost Subsidized Industry: 90thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 91stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 100thLargest Information Technology Sector: 166thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 178thMost Influential: 208thHighest Average Incomes: 209thMost Corrupt Governments: 263rdMost Efficient Economies: 338thLargest Agricultural Sector: 380thMost Scientifically Advanced: 429thHighest Poor Incomes: 440thMost Armed: 505thLargest Black Market: 575thLargest Governments: 597thLowest Crime Rates: 777thHighest Average Tax Rates: 937thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,067thSmartest Citizens: 1,148thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,215thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,320thMost Developed: 1,371stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,454thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,738thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,845thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,899thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,052ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,107thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,123rdMost Devout: 4,753rdMost Cultured: 4,941stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,240thHighest Economic Output: 5,245thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,770thRudest Citizens: 5,983rdNudest: 6,096thHealthiest Citizens: 6,205thMost Authoritarian: 9,676thLargest Mining Sector: 10,594thTop
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Most Conservative: 12,983rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,842ndLargest Gambling Industry: 20,714thMost Stationary: 21,927th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 44th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 63rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionMost Developed: 91st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 91st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 98th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 119th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 156th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 186th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 189th in the regionMost Devout: 198th in the regionNudest: 202nd in the regionMost Cultured: 257th in the regionRudest Citizens: 323rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 330th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 368th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 401st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 411th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 582nd in the regionMost Conservative: 604th in the regionMost Stationary: 619th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 677th in the regionMost Extreme: 830th in the region

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