The Democratic Technomancy of Gurkland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mitriel Vulanio with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 14.564 billion Gurklandians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sheoth. The average income tax rate is 92.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Gurklandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,383 trillion Freigelds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 369,661 Freigelds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, the only science is political science, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and the Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gurkland's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Madokaism.

Gurkland is ranked 31,636^th in the world and 2^nd in Happy Utopia for Most Politically Free, scoring 79.9 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.