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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 470th Most Influential: 844th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,855th
The Zombie Doom Snake of
Iron Fist Consumerists
It's all over
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Gurou

Population2.941 billion

CapitalWiyNei
LeaderSimoji
FaithWorship of Omnipotent Danger Noodle

CurrencyIousy
AnimalDeadly Garden Snake

The Zombie Doom Snake of Gurou is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Simoji with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.941 billion Gurouans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WiyNei. The average income tax rate is 77.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gurouan economy, worth 330 trillion Iousies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,483 Iousies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Fat-shaming is now public policy, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gurou's national animal is the Deadly Garden Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Worship of Omnipotent Danger Noodle.

Gurou is ranked 126,242nd in the world and 6,237th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 49.04 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 470thMost Influential: 844thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,855thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,042ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,802ndMost Secular: 3,947thLargest Black Market: 4,262ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,992ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,559thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,739thMost Authoritarian: 8,753rdMost Conservative: 11,739thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,510thLargest Governments: 15,844thLowest Crime Rates: 16,005th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 79th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionLargest Black Market: 142nd in the regionMost Secular: 201st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 232nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 265th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 300th in the regionMost Influential: 303rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 337th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 510th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 633rd in the regionMost Conservative: 669th in the regionLargest Governments: 743rd in the regionMost Stationary: 762nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 812th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 222 » Territorio di Nessuno, Corfad, Siwale, Shibutani, Sundred, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Koda-Land, Universal State Formula, United Draconia, Notyoutopia, Empy, Buckerino, Wineclaw, Shin-Hachioji, Pallaith, Zeternia, Selfgradatude, Sunto, Kwaj, Sacrento, Frances Francis the First of France, Atain, Zokk, Former English Colony, Shadowrik, Holy Oranz, Q w e r t y, Guslantis, Ethnon, Hyperbanus, Malta Comino Gozo, Sil Dorsett, Maott, Moubarakistan, Kulgatha, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, Diodone, East Wushen, Misuvelia, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Wilkshire, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, Ostrolia, Highton Islands, The Most Freedom Ever, Arstungry, and 172 others.Minuda, East Supple Lund, Great Bights Mum, Vexilia, Babacar, Bananaaaaa, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, Islamic Cali, Valhalla123, Spartoptia, Torakuen, Chukstik Illahi, Mercandia, AGoodPlace, Newpromisedland, Alice Gardens, Amerian States, Amauri, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, New Lakemba, Choistan, Elevation, Tianqing, United Kahndaq, Revolutionary Sealand, Kelvaros Prime, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Venezuelia, Arimbia, Lunallian, Neo Hungarica, SORT, General COE, Niradans, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, North Bratislava, Sinelona, Walter Jackson, ZimRobwe, Cloydicia, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Dreadton, Wooleystan, Federation Terra Australis, Napnomadia, Calamazo, Pavlikstan, Beladev, Bearical, Unsophisticate, Soviet Terran, Outer Egorniand, Ninjak30, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Warsaw-Halicz, Kalimora Aire, Zumlandia, The Windmilluminati, The South Falls, Yukti, Steraz, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Guer Aike, Humptalumpta, Alunya, Ainsworth, Ozstan, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ieprus, Zemnaya Svoboda, Kuveria, Joodey, Egalico, Solmetria, Panama Coalition, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Acrabinnia, Angwayster, Haor Chall, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Rkainjel, Victoriaans Nederlands, Aratani, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Legendsland, British Pacific Islands, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Orven, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Antityranicals, Elder Realms, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Loutsland, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, Brettenia, Sockmanland, Utopicican, Debussy, Runeda, Cuyan, Daiz, Seenvorland, Concordare, The Tampa Bay Rays, Lindsaystan, Orado, Felpolandia, New Octicarg, Wisconsota, Juggernautilus, Lanterkint, Duerrlewang, Tamgu, McMasterdonia, Moisus, Miruma, The Stratosphere Islands, Delmak, Racoda, Ponantine, Styrica, Tellavinna, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Lazadonil, Kaschovia, Eteles, Francois Isidore, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Prevaland, Altamonte, Nothru Lerple, Serendipita Martia, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Angshire, Kranostav, Loli County, Germanic Araya, Pazair, Phoeba, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, New Phyrreus, Dopeland420, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Neworva, United Western Federation, Zyvetskistaahn, Afcon, Parmovand, Opstan, and The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada.

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