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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,008thNudest: 3,293rdMost Secular: 8,465th
The Theocracy of
Moralistic Democracy
We Will Endure
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Guterato10

Population647 million

CurrencyReal
AnimalTucano

The Theocracy of Guterato10 is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 647 million Guterato10ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Guterato10ian economy, worth 47.6 trillion Reais a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,513 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked', commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape, and there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guterato10's national animal is the Tucano, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guterato10 is ranked 294,770th in the world and 6,145th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -9.06 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,008thTop
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Nudest: 3,293rdMost Secular: 8,465thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,201stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,435thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,848thLongest Average Lifespans: 28,221stLargest Publishing Industry: 29,312th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 18th in the regionNudest: 62nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 195th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 202nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 235th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 461st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 641st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Guterato10, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Guterato10, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Guterato10, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Guterato10, female brains are believed to heat up dangerously when 'overclocked'.
  • : Following new legislation in Guterato10, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in Guterato10, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Following new legislation in Guterato10, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Guterato10, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts.
  • : Following new legislation in Guterato10, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Guterato10, parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away.

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