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Most Devout: 361st Most World Assembly Endorsements: 364th Lowest Crime Rates: 481st
The Friendly NationStates of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For the Empire, we shall protect
Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population5.278 billion

LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Friendly NationStates of Guyomartand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.278 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,622 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 364th in the world and 273rd in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 246 Valid Endorsements.

Most Devout: 361stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 364thLowest Crime Rates: 481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 489thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 511thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 513thHighest Poor Incomes: 624thMost Influential: 664thMost Corrupt Governments: 708thLargest Governments: 718thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 777thHighest Average Tax Rates: 904thHealthiest Citizens: 992ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,866thMost Developed: 1,959thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,449thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,250thSmartest Citizens: 3,583rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,758thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,936thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,378thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,014thMost Authoritarian: 5,215thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,980thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,060thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,836thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,260thBest Weather: 7,291stMost Conservative: 7,478thMost Efficient Economies: 7,656thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,991stTop
Highest Economic Output: 8,780thLargest Mining Sector: 9,118thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,378thMost Cultured: 11,766thMost Extreme: 12,808thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,618thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,121stMost Stationary: 16,536th
Most Devout: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 51st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 110th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 112th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 184th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 188th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 193rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 217th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 227th in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 239th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 263rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 270th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 273rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 286th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 288th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 293rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 300th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 311th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 327th in the regionBest Weather: 394th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 397th in the regionMost Stationary: 417th in the regionMost Conservative: 426th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 429th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 487th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 535th in the regionMost Cultured: 578th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 580th in the regionLargest Populations: 843rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Guyomartand lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
  • : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Kingdom of Styrica.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, new pests have been imported into Guyomartand.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 246 » Malta Comino Gozo, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Pallaith, Shadowrik, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, General COE, Ainsworth, Shin-Hachioji, Wineclaw, Siwale, Selfgradatude, Diodone, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Cloydicia, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, Xentherida, Corfad, New Lakemba, Ice and Tinian, Unsophisticate, Unimaginable Doom, Calamazo, The Syca, Camarthen, Free Culture, Azzarel, Q w e r t y, The Transhuman Union, Eglise Sainte Eve, Felpolandia, Necromonia, Alice Gardens, Elevation, Atheenos, Venezuelia, New Phyrreus, and 196 others.Western Vapia, Ozstan, Jefffliu, Frances Francis the First of France, Puczovska, British Bayonet, North Armatas, Empy, Atain, Etanur, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Finely Unionized Network, BrightFutures, Cinnibar, Antiyard, Confederation of Independent Colonies, Panama Coalition, East Supple Lund, Phoronu, Zyvetskistaahn, Shibutani, Guslantis, Govornia, Northern Glory, Detrivania, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Misuvelia, New Trisone, Avalon, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, Zeternia, Sundred, United Draconia, SORT, Ethnon, Hyperbanus, Kulgatha, Maott, Avemterra, El Fiji Grande, Kobagia, Dar es Saalam, Wilkshire, Soviet Terran, Dragonar, Lunallian, Babacar, The Rhein States, Ostrolia, The Most Freedom Ever, Arstungry, Minuda, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, Islamic Cali, Spartoptia, Mercandia, Niradans, Humptalumpta, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, United Kahndaq, North Bratislava, Sinelona, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Amauri, Dreadton, Waupun Island, Federation Terra Australis, Napnomadia, Bearical, Outer Egorniand, Helix Labs, Ninjak30, Newpromisedland, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Warsaw-Halicz, Zumlandia, The Windmilluminati, The South Falls, Steraz, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Guer Aike, Fengate, The Sinclarian Provinces, Alunya, Ieprus, Revolutionary Sealand, Zemnaya Svoboda, Toshavo III, Joodey, Egalico, Solmetria, Torakuen, Yummy Blubber, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Orven, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Acrabinnia, Angwayster, Haor Chall, Astronomical, Valhalla123, Brettenia, Rkainjel, Victoriaans Nederlands, Aratani, Bananoonza, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Legendsland, British Pacific Islands, Abject Ludicrosity, Loutsland, Drusselstein, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Fayyayid, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Antityranicals, Elder Realms, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Glurponia, Xzavia-Hjar, Sockmanland, San Xavier, Utopicican, Orado, Penrith, Cuyan, Great Javadwipa, Dramanian, Runeda, Daiz, The Tampa Bay Rays, Lindsaystan, Wisconsota, Moisus, Lanterkint, New Octicarg, Duerrlewang, Tamgu, McMasterdonia, Fizban, Miruma, Juggernautilus, The Stratosphere Islands, U S Eh, Randbourne, Delmak, Racoda, Alusten, Ponantine, Tellavinna, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Lazadonil, Gnomewatchers, Nordic-British Union, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Altamonte, Nothru Lerple, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Angshire, Kranostav, Loli County, Germanic Araya, Pazair, Phoeba, ChristianVille of the USA, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Neworva, Troyskova, Parmovand, Baldova, Styrica, and Eravonia.

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