|Leader||Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston|
The Friendly NationStates of Guyomartand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.278 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,518 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,622 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
- : Guyomartand lodged a message on the The North Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
- : Guyomartand was endorsed by The Kingdom of Styrica.
- : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
- : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, water fights now end with thousands dead.
- : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
- : Following new legislation in Guyomartand, new pests have been imported into Guyomartand.
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