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Most Devout: 291stLowest Crime Rates: 391stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 434th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
For the Empire, we shall protect
Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population6.87 billion

LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Holy Empire of Guyomartand is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.87 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,134 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 310,717 Chromia Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea, and citizens may now wear shoes while watching television as long as the television is outside and the shoes are rental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 10,689th in the world and 590th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,367.59 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 291stLowest Crime Rates: 391stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 434thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 487thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 519thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 557thLargest Governments: 613thMost Corrupt Governments: 663rdMost Influential: 720thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 727thMost Developed: 764thHighest Average Tax Rates: 803rdLongest Average Lifespans: 887thHealthiest Citizens: 930thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,178thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,736thHighest Average Incomes: 1,760thMost Efficient Economies: 1,908thTop
Smartest Citizens: 3,003rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,382ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,514thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,695thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,851stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,780thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,923rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,443rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,730thHighest Economic Output: 6,758thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,062ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,229thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,423rdBest Weather: 7,744thMost Authoritarian: 8,271stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,481stLargest Black Market: 8,578thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,779thMost Cultured: 9,434thLargest Mining Sector: 9,991stTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,689thMost Conservative: 13,551stMost Stationary: 14,449thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,054th
Most Devout: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 90th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 112th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 165th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 191st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 195th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 213th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 228th in the regionMost Influential: 259th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 290th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 303rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 306th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 322nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 331st in the regionMost Stationary: 333rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 336th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 344th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 375th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 382nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 394th in the regionBest Weather: 414th in the regionMost Cultured: 469th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 507th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 564th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 590th in the regionLargest Populations: 741st in the regionMost Extreme: 825th in the regionMost Conservative: 851st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 882nd in the region

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