by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 599th Most Influential: 967th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,294th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Niemand kann dem Tod entkommen
Sparax Epolonius Jr
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.414 billion

LeaderSparax Epolonius Jr
FaithLord Sparax Epolonius

CurrencyHaban dollar
AnimalHabanan Lion

The People's Republic of Habanan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.414 billion Habananians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth 781 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 177,151 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, the military has declared war on all religious influence, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.

Habanan is ranked 149,808th in the world and 7,603rd in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -14.78 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 599thMost Influential: 967thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,294thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,492ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,020thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,834thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,955thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,098thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,636thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,756thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,770thLargest Governments: 4,869thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,922ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 8,103rdMost Efficient Economies: 8,256thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,590thMost Authoritarian: 8,726thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,985thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,377thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,449thSmartest Citizens: 9,865thMost Devout: 11,153rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,336thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,321stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,588thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,768thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,168th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 136th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 152nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 154th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 168th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 219th in the regionLargest Governments: 229th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 276th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 336th in the regionMost Influential: 363rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 372nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 391st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 399th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 416th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 434th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 435th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 487th in the regionMost Stationary: 494th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 495th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 512th in the regionMost Devout: 514th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 545th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 578th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 578th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 582nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 654th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 660th in the regionMost Cultured: 778th in the region

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