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Largest Agricultural Sector: 28thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 88th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Duty, Power, Victory
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Haha458

Population17.451 billion

CapitalHaha458 City
LeaderLeader

CurrencyZenny
AnimalPegasus

The Republic of Haha458 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 17.451 billion Haha458ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haha458 City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Haha458ian economy, worth a remarkable 5,015 trillion Zennies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 287,389 Zennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, and the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haha458's national animal is the Pegasus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Haha458 is ranked 202,650th in the world and 7,966th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -556.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 28thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 88thHealthiest Citizens: 235thMost Developed: 318thLongest Average Lifespans: 366thBest Weather: 367thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 424thRudest Citizens: 601stMost Cultured: 617thLargest Publishing Industry: 660thHighest Disposable Incomes: 739thMost Beautiful Environments: 832ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 835thMost Armed: 1,209thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,302ndSmartest Citizens: 1,481stLargest Gambling Industry: 1,694thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,728thHighest Economic Output: 1,818thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,824thMost Stationary: 1,958thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,235thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,251stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,343rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,813thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,393rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,449thMost Secular: 4,176thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,618thLowest Crime Rates: 6,747thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,851stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,227thLargest Populations: 8,877thMost Inclusive: 9,148thTop
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Most Influential: 11,705thLargest Governments: 11,886thLargest Black Market: 14,550thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,891st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 33rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Populations: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 64th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 115th in the regionMost Secular: 142nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 163rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 187th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 280th in the regionMost Inclusive: 290th in the regionLargest Governments: 303rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 365th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 530th in the regionMost Influential: 626th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 658th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 692nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 747th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak.

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