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Largest Agricultural Sector: 28thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 56thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 133rd
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Haha458

Population25.278 billion

CapitalHaha458 City
LeaderLeader

CurrencyZenny
AnimalPegasus

The Republic of Haha458 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.278 billion Haha458ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haha458 City. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Haha458ian economy, worth a remarkable 8,916 trillion Zennies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 352,747 Zennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haha458's national animal is the Pegasus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Haha458 is ranked 521st in the world and 11th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 487 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 28thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 56thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 133rdHealthiest Citizens: 165thMost Patriotic: 306thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 349thMost Secular: 416thHighest Disposable Incomes: 439thLargest Publishing Industry: 476thMost Cultured: 521stBest Weather: 577thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 817thSmartest Citizens: 904thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 906thHighest Poor Incomes: 919thMost Beautiful Environments: 987thHighest Food Quality: 999thHighest Economic Output: 1,094thMost Armed: 1,204thRudest Citizens: 1,340thMost Stationary: 1,524thHighest Average Incomes: 1,669thLowest Crime Rates: 1,703rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,725thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,791stMost Efficient Economies: 2,183rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,402ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,228thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,890thLargest Governments: 4,787thLargest Populations: 7,664thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,503rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,166thMost Influential: 12,926thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,255thMost Developed: 14,640thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,956thSafest: 19,391stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,676thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,543rdLargest Mining Sector: 25,231stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 26,117thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,271st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 37th in the regionLargest Populations: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 94th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 111th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 178th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 191st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 347th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 358th in the regionMost Developed: 380th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 402nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 473rd in the regionMost Influential: 473rd in the regionSafest: 504th in the regionNudest: 518th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 519th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 544th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, voting is voluntary.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Haha458, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.

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