Population | 25.278 billion |
Capital | Haha458 City |
Leader | Leader |
Currency | Zenny |
Animal | Pegasus |
The Republic of Haha458 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 25.278 billion Haha458ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haha458 City. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Haha458ian economy, worth a remarkable 8,916 trillion Zennies a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 352,747 Zennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haha458's national animal is the Pegasus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Haha458 is ranked 521st in the world and 11th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 487 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Haha458, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
- : Following new legislation in Haha458, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair.
- : Following new legislation in Haha458, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
- : Following new legislation in Haha458, medical staff can legally quiet people who ask for a second helping of Salisbury steak.
- : Following new legislation in Haha458, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
- : Following new legislation in Haha458, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends.
- : Following new legislation in Haha458, Leader can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
- : Following new legislation in Haha458, voting is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Haha458, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Following new legislation in Haha458, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.