Population | 5.929 billion |
Capital | Grape Vine |
Leader | Big Grape |
Faith | Grapeism |
Currency | Grape |
Animal | Grape |
The Haha Grape of Haha Grape is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Grape with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.929 billion Grapes enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grape Vine. The average income tax rate is 22.3%.
The thriving Grape economy, worth 498 trillion Grapes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,135 Grapes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
The new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, treason is relative, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Grape Navy, and billions of Grapes are being poured into a space program. Crime is totally unknown. Haha Grape's national animal is the Grape, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Grapeism.
Haha Grape is ranked 72,593rd in the world and 51st in Thaecia for Most Stationary, with 651.2619790254 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Haha Grape was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Haha Grape was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Haha Grape was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Haha Grape was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Haha Grape was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Haha Grape was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Haha Grape was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Haha Grape was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Haha Grape was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Haha Grape's influence in Thaecia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".