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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 589th Most Influential: 1,002nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,991st
The Loli Union Federal Republic of
Mother Knows Best State
Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Ham Federation

Population1.754 billion

LeaderLoli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline

CurrencyDoll Hair
AnimalHindslavic Pig

The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.754 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 215 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,767 Doll Hairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 15,690th in the world and 860th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 80.05 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 589thMost Influential: 1,002ndTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,991stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,496thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,621stMost Developed: 15,690th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Influential: 376th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 406th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 479th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 742nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 791st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 839th in the regionMost Developed: 860th in the region

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