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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 814thMost Influential: 1,128thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,927th
The Loli Union Federal Republic of
Mother Knows Best State
B-Baka!!
Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Ham Federation

Population3.371 billion

CapitalMetrololi
LeaderLoli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
FaithLolism

CurrencyDoll Hair
AnimalHindslavic Pig

The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.371 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 62.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 407 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,923 Doll Hairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

On-duty Air Ham Federation flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and right-wingers complain that too many people are suckling at the welfare teat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 26,882nd in the world and 841st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 566.86618581652 Days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,927thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,954thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,678thMost Developed: 14,282ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,399thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,590thLowest Crime Rates: 16,996thMost Efficient Economies: 18,398thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,921stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,140thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,659th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 118th in the regionMost Influential: 446th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 476th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 532nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 651st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 739th in the regionMost Developed: 750th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 753rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 802nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 823rd in the regionMost Stationary: 841st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 865th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 895th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 897th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 919th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 931st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 211 » Ethnon, Empy, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Cloydicia, Yaorozu, Govornia, Omnistria, Minuda, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Waupun Island, The Austro Germanic Union, Corfad, The Rhein States, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Diodone, Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Malta Comino Gozo, Joodey, Ninjak30, Napnomadia, Kasazzastan, Bearical, East Supple Lund, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, United States of Americanas, Sundred, United Draconia, Dreadton, Kulgatha, Shadowrik, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Vincone Cae, Holy Oranz, The Windmilluminati, New Pruessen, Wineclaw, PlanetPunk, Pasargad, Selfgradatude, Antiyard, Buckerino, Wilkshire, Guer Aike, North Bratislava, and 161 others.Dar es Saalam, Kobagia, Potatolandium, Universal State Formula, Moubarakistan, Panama Coalition, New Trisone, Sunto, The Sinclarian Provinces, Atain, Sil Dorsett, Partax, Cinnibar, Asgardira, Niradans, The Iron Lions, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Warsaw-Halicz, Maott, Acrabinnia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Haor Chall, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Valhalla123, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Xentherida, Glurponia, Abject Ludicrosity, Zumlandia, Runeda, Daiz, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zeternia, New Octicarg, Wisconsota, Dicko, Orado, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Tellavinna, Gnomewatchers, Eteles, Serendipita Martia, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Yukti, Pazair, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Fizban, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Sile Maungistan, Castle Federation, Palgo, Valentine Z, Terban Kedah, Praeceps, Fendlium, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Tachycardia, Lungha, Hamerica, Loli County, Merconitonitopia, Valatic Ash, Xagill, The New Communist Republic Of States, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Newpromisedland, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Ihese, Crader, Yokciq Empire, SORT, Varola, Avastate, New Lakemba, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Woodsend, Schnuftelland, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, The Most Freedom Ever, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, FROST33, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Aoncarpa, Westinor, Iztocna Slavija, Zzozona, Hoglands, Plutayah, Veast, Termathe, Libertania Democratica, I Like Killing people, Prydania, The Calabash Protectorate, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Asoc lon, Yalgora, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, Maclare, Arbor Marshes, Highton Islands, Damsmel, Borsukia, Kocherian, New Jamgra, Xyrron, The New Cordian Empire, Smesh, Madjack, Eschatosia, Ihsan, Kragsgale, Xipher, Simone Republic, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Ultra777, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, Principia Mathematica, U S Eh, Dechire par la Guerre, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Great Robertia, and Heilhum Imperius.

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