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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 589th Most Influential: 1,002nd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,991st
The Loli Union Federal Republic of
Mother Knows Best State
B-Baka!!
Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Ham Federation

Population1.754 billion

CapitalMetrololi
LeaderLoli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline
FaithLolism

CurrencyDoll Hair
AnimalHindslavic Pig

The Loli Union Federal Republic of Ham Federation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loli Supreme Leader Princess Adeline with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.754 billion Lolis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metrololi. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Loli economy, worth 215 trillion Doll Hairs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,767 Doll Hairs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ham Federation's national animal is the Hindslavic Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lolism.

Ham Federation is ranked 15,690th in the world and 860th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 80.05 on the Human Development Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 589thMost Influential: 1,002ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,991stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,496thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,621stMost Developed: 15,690th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Influential: 376th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 406th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 479th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 742nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 791st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 839th in the regionMost Developed: 860th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 200 » Ethnon, Empy, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Cloydicia, Yaorozu, Govornia, Kuveria, Omnistria, Minuda, Kwaj, Notyoutopia, Waupun Island, The Austro Germanic Union, Corfad, The Rhein States, Sinelona, Rwekazaland, Siwale, El Fiji Grande, Diodone, Shin-Hachioji, Pallaith, Federation Terra Australis, Great Bights Mum, Malta Comino Gozo, Joodey, Longsword01, Spartoptia, Ninjak30, Napnomadia, Lunallian, Outer Egorniand, Kasazzastan, Bearical, East Supple Lund, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, General COE, Steraz, United States of Americanas, Sundred, United Draconia, Dreadton, Kulgatha, Shadowrik, Black Templares, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Vincone Cae, and 150 others.Holy Oranz, The Windmilluminati, New Pruessen, Wineclaw, PlanetPunk, Pasargad, Selfgradatude, Antiyard, Kalimora Aire, Buckerino, Wilkshire, Guer Aike, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Amauri, Kobagia, Potatolandium, New Bremerton, Universal State Formula, Alunya, Moubarakistan, Ainsworth, Panama Coalition, New Trisone, Ozstan, Sunto, The Sinclarian Provinces, Atain, Ieprus, Sil Dorsett, Union of Austria-Hungary, Partax, Cinnibar, Asgardira, Niradans, The Iron Lions, Q w e r t y, Votak Matim, Egalico, Solmetria, Torakuen, Warsaw-Halicz, Maott, Jasminlandia, Bananaaaaa, Guslantis, Fayyayid, Axstahl, Acrabinnia, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Zemnaya Svoboda, Misuvelia, Orven, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Sea Ghost, Trillius, Haor Chall, Yugobatania, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Rydeum, Valhalla123, Rkainjel, Victoriaans Nederlands, Aratani, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Babacar, Ikea Rike, Legendsland, British Pacific Islands, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Republic of New Atlantis, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, Antityranicals, Elder Realms, Constantinolia, Xentherida, Makersaulache, Glurponia, Abject Ludicrosity, Zumlandia, Xzavia-Hjar, Planes, Sockmanland, Utopicican, Great Javadwipa, Runeda, Cuyan, Daiz, Seenvorland, Concordare, The Tampa Bay Rays, Lindsaystan, Zeternia, New Octicarg, Wisconsota, New Flos, Juggernautilus, Lanterkint, Duerrlewang, Dicko, Orado, Tamgu, McMasterdonia, Miruma, The Stratosphere Islands, Delmak, Ponantine, Styrica, Racoda, Tellavinna, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Potestasia, Kaschovia, Eteles, Francois Isidore, Avenged Sevenfoldia, Altamonte, Nothru Lerple, Serendipita Martia, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, Angshire, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Loli County, Yukti, Germanic Araya, Pazair, Phoeba, Viridiann, Dabarastan, United Western Federation, Zyvetskistaahn, Afcon, Parmovand, Neworva, Opstan, Fizban, and Brevada.

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