by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 689thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,716thMost Influential: 3,231st
The Federal Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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Hamburg Neo

Population752 million

CapitalHamburg Neo


The Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic population of 752 million Hamburg Neoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg Neo. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hamburg Neoan economy, worth 91.4 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,560 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Hamburg Neo Times is sold out, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, most citizens in Hamburg Neo are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamburg Neo's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hamburg Neo is ranked 90,724th in the world and 2,324th in the West Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 1,024.11 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 689thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,716thMost Influential: 3,231stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,412thSafest: 4,175thMost Pacifist: 5,700thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,768thNicest Citizens: 7,074thMost Inclusive: 8,166thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,385thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,265thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,659thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,068thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,100thHealthiest Citizens: 10,968thMost Developed: 11,094thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,266thBest Weather: 12,384thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,924thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,465thSmartest Citizens: 13,685thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,199thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,402ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,774thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,976thLowest Crime Rates: 16,502ndLargest Governments: 16,884thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,972ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,138thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,665thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,036thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,656thMost Cultured: 18,853rdMost Politically Free: 19,057thMost Secular: 19,110thLargest Retail Industry: 20,331stHighest Average Incomes: 22,106th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 68th in the regionSafest: 99th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Influential: 126th in the regionMost Politically Free: 150th in the regionMost Pacifist: 150th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 166th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 175th in the regionNicest Citizens: 176th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 201st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 201st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 206th in the regionMost Inclusive: 212th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 252nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 257th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 258th in the regionMost Developed: 264th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 266th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 303rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 310th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 317th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 330th in the regionLargest Governments: 331st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 353rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 366th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 387th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 389th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 391st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 404th in the regionMost Cultured: 413th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 427th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 450th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 484th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 497th in the regionMost Secular: 499th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 518th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hamburg Neo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens and Most Developed and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, most citizens in Hamburg Neo are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Hamburg Neo Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Hamburg Neo was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 225 » Mediobogdum, Fujai, Wickedly evil people, Granducato Toscana, Bran Astor, Nieubasria, Dilber, Giovanniland, Cro Magnon, Bhang Bhang Duc, Sirulinuck, Fuentana, The United Republic of Westend, Westwind, Demonvine, Gracelantia, Emark, Psikuta, DiscGolfLand, Zoran, New Belia, Pandaland III, Holmani, Kisovec, Greynne, Kittenlicious, Volkason, Barcocoland, Atheist States of Philippines, Oometz, Akshireuya, Numpties, Quevilis, Leukogeras, Pandaland II, Pilonistan, Sindria, IndyCar Racing, Mirchusko, Wyndward, Archonina, Resurgence City, Glorious Existence, Befiehl, Greg Tucker, Gastenburg, Probablynotverygoodistan, Ferroia, Common Good, Crazy Waters, and 175 others.Arnic, Pi Island, Samueliebox, The Free States of Gotham, Condonohia, The Fourth Redoubt, Shaktirajya, Win Mints, Anuubis, Comia Noracon, Fhaengshia, Pepinooo, Thevinia, The divisive isolationists, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Twisted Duality, Ahssn, Constantinopolisia, Eskaton, Champaign, Carvell, Nas Crustium, Acropylae, Marshalia, Free Radio States, Santos-Dominius, The Rega, Plankstein, Sultanat of Turkistan, Bodusse, The Father-Land, San Diego Islands, Starblazer, Qapaq Suyu, Oronia, Cumidava, Isle Royale, Grand Republic of the Sun, Thyrall, Escapitania, Sniper Slayers, The United Tribes of Bantai, Euarsia, Albyion Kingdom, Dreamers for Hope, Ostellan, Desmosthenes and Burke, Lynier, Refugeeria, Willow Gate, Kalla, The Technocratic Ideas, Cryland, Liberillia, Dank Content, Winter Aura, Atlasan, Marisala, East Swedesia, 3kruimels, Zollipsia, Sniki, Valocke, Torkiuistan, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, Q The Almighty, Baxterra, Kathlenia, Formenor, Athrid HullHund, Al-Amanah, Vasilism, Arvladma, Critterland, Slawin Hall, Kabayan, Ignuei, Region of Dwipantara, Salt Lake Mountain, Professor Thomas, Armis Maxima, Leveille, Libterraria, The Paradise of Jeff Bezos, Organisation of North American Nations, New Velka, Free Indigenous Peoples, Dankinsted, Mercia Regnum, Metailuria, Vlobbania, SV Equinox, The Northeastern Confederation, Inner Paniumati, Ocheon, The North American Assembly, Maria, Bucals Kagotoaion, Great Republic of Joland, IXIMMXVIII, Scationtanland, Coung Komands, Kal Xen, Rivello, Grand Duchy of Litva, Avadon, Neoteutonia, Svanland, Fallgriffin, Blakyria, Fars Akyla, Eritasia, Moriari, Nowns Soveria, Twin Tiers Metropolis, Francetown, Civitas Libera Scientum, Nusmia, BoxcarJim, Impitystan, Aidonias, India and Bangladesh, Brettonie, Fumafuma, Arostatzka, Newfieisland, Itrusca, Tijati, Orson Welles, Meone, New Amerigo, SBAHJlandia, Amanohara, Pia Ottland, New Caterse, Inner Ryxtylopia, Demetrian, Ondopolia, Futuo, Galaxy Meows, Mathematania, Arzortzka, Bova Ptaltand, Ottersonland, Larxia, Tropical Isles, Antahbrantahstan, Diaconstipation, Matism, The Anclave, Neon Sweden, BIteland, The Undivided, East Carelia, Craiolia, Robbinston, Glenbeigh, United Adaikes, Ellcrys, Theicor, Nedtherland, The Western Beastlands, Romlania, Ostrogothaland, Aldesport, Yaspica, Squornshelan Remnant States, Kurabis, Av Libertas Vindex, Bobki, Dalimbar, Biko Heljamge, Davislanding, Aluminum Oxynitride, and Nagaraningrad.

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