by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 671stMost Influential: 986thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,031st
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Hamburg Neo

Population1.665 billion

CapitalHamburg Neo
LeaderFriedrich Kaiser


The Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Friedrich Kaiser with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.665 billion Hamburg Neoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg Neo. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamburg Neoan economy, worth 264 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,641 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, and leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference. Crime is totally unknown. Hamburg Neo's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hamburg Neo is ranked 190,061st in the world and 1,953rd in the West Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 32.7 billion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 671stMost Influential: 986thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,031stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,402ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,477thMost Pacifist: 2,619thSafest: 2,690thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,157thMost Inclusive: 3,392ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,985thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,122ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,274thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,636thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,720thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,873rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,912thBest Weather: 4,938thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,106thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,377thHealthiest Citizens: 5,403rdMost Developed: 5,571stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,627thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,681stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,937thLargest Governments: 6,303rdSmartest Citizens: 6,354thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,856thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,583rdMost Cultured: 7,638thLowest Crime Rates: 7,951stMost Efficient Economies: 8,468thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,209thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,813thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,879thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,237thMost Secular: 15,631stMost Income Equality: 19,423rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,751stHighest Drug Use: 22,526th
Most Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionNicest Citizens: 50th in the regionSafest: 52nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 53rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 57th in the regionMost Pacifist: 57th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 75th in the regionMost Inclusive: 79th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 81st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 83rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 94th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 95th in the regionBest Weather: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 112th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 115th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Developed: 130th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 136th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 140th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 143rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 144th in the regionMost Cultured: 149th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 157th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 157th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 167th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 179th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 231st in the regionNudest: 248th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 332nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 348th in the regionMost Secular: 358th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Hamburg Neo endorsed The Republic of Valentibus.
  • : Hamburg Neo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Hamburg Neo was endorsed by The Republic of Valentibus.
  • : Hamburg Neo was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Hamburg Neo, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 236 » Mediobogdum, Fujai, Wickedly evil people, Granducato Toscana, Nieubasria, Dilber, Giovanniland, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, Westwind, Demonvine, Gracelantia, Psikuta, DiscGolfLand, Zoran, New Belia, Holmani, Kisovec, Greynne, Kittenlicious, Volkason, Atheist States of Philippines, Akshireuya, Leukogeras, Pandaland II, Pilonistan, Sindria, IndyCar Racing, Mirchusko, Wyndward, Archonina, Glorious Existence, Befiehl, Greg Tucker, Probablynotverygoodistan, Ferroia, Common Good, Crazy Waters, Arnic, Pi Island, Samueliebox, The Free States of Gotham, Condonohia, Shaktirajya, Win Mints, Anuubis, Comia Noracon, Pepinooo, The divisive isolationists, New Democratic Republic of Russia, and 186 others.Twisted Duality, Ahssn, Constantinopolisia, Champaign, Nas Crustium, Acropylae, Marshalia, The Rega, Sultanat of Turkistan, Bodusse, The Father-Land, San Diego Islands, Oronia, Cumidava, Isle Royale, Grand Republic of the Sun, Thyrall, Escapitania, Sniper Slayers, The United Tribes of Bantai, Euarsia, Albyion Kingdom, Dreamers for Hope, Desmosthenes and Burke, Lynier, Willow Gate, Kalla, The Technocratic Ideas, Liberillia, Winter Aura, East Swedesia, Valocke, Torkiuistan, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, Q The Almighty, Baxterra, Kathlenia, Formenor, Athrid HullHund, Al-Amanah, Vasilism, Arvladma, Professor thomas, Armis Maxima, Libterraria, Organisation of North American Nations, New Velka, Metailuria, Vlobbania, SV Equinox, Inner Paniumati, Ocheon, The North American Assembly, Maria, Bucals Kagotoaion, Rivello, Svanland, Fallgriffin, Moriari, Nusmia, BoxcarJim, Aidonias, India and Bangladesh, Fumafuma, Arostatzka, Orson Welles, Meone, Amanohara, New Caterse, Inner Ryxtylopia, Ondopolia, Futuo, Galaxy Meows, Mathematania, Bova Ptaltand, Tropical Isles, Antahbrantahstan, Matism, BIteland, The Undivided, Craiolia, Robbinston, Ellcrys, Theicor, Nedtherland, The Western Beastlands, Romlania, Ostrogothaland, Aldesport, Yaspica, Squornshelan Remnant States, Western End Them Son, Irador, Kiensu, Corbeil, Bhang Bhang Duc, Zuriath, The Greater Rizal, Fresnillo, Muad-Dib, Mackieron, Rowdy, Smedlandia, A virtual triad, Theavengers, Lodiberdade, Dei et Hominis, The United Republic of Westend, Recenesia, Dannerism, The First Earth Empire, Archipool, Iglot, Eleftherios venizelos, Eastern Bahia, Wellington Bingbong, The Era, Plarland Amex, Neon Sweden, La Islas Filipinas, Free Radio States, Weyrland, Schlesien-Galizien, Wild lands of Tribe, Recuecn, Ignuei, Paschalia, Matooie, Archinos, JayDub, Theronia Ther, Rekialvern, Acwaffle, Dowaesk, Schantan, Lothundy, Soust Kyst, Akhkar, Combined waffle states, Joubertbourg, New Moriya, Blok M, Sel Pauzzille, Estaebia, Larxia, Greater Vietic, Ah Yes, New Scorpiland, Kitaniala, Sufys, Livenkenchee, Arifiyyah, The Biscuit Nation, Sermea, Nor Gonus, Socialist Australiana, Mount Kumi, Weratt, Oberia Adrus, Leecanda, Aluminum Oxynitride, Tlazohchitl, United Contana, South New EastWestNorthland, Trasonov, Forfar, Tharee, Moonpuff, Langoor, Kyrionsta, Kleiz Islands, Sirulinuck, Av Libertas Vindex, Dictator s, The Upper-Class Demons, K66, Irrelevantly Relevant, Woolfbetia, Otny, Adrostasia, Great Liberal Land of True Serbia, Annapolita, Sensorland, Novilu, Great neuom shud, and Valentibus.

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