The Confederacy of Hamptoria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Robert Hampton with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.962 billion Hamptorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertatia. The average income tax rate is 27.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Hamptorian economy, worth 106 trillion Generals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 54,336 Generals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Hamptorian Space Agency, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamptoria's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Christianity.

Hamptoria is ranked 44,859^th in the world and 151^st in Conch Kingdom for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 3.32 Bank.