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Largest Populations: 18,235thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,997thHighest Economic Output: 20,410th
The Department of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Terre d'Auvergne
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Haute-Loire

Population20.195 billion

CapitalLe Puy-en-Velay
LeaderGérard Roche
FaithRoman Catholicism

Currencyfranc
Animalgoat

The Department of Haute-Loire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gérard Roche with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 20.195 billion Altiligériens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Le Puy-en-Velay. The average income tax rate is 26.3%.

The very strong Altiligérien economy, worth a remarkable 1,544 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,471 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, Haute-Loire Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', and street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haute-Loire's national animal is the goat and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Haute-Loire is ranked 281,711th in the world and 58th in Department Store for Smartest Citizens, with 19.67 quips per hour.

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Largest Populations: 18,235thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,997thHighest Economic Output: 20,410th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Haute-Loire's influence in Department Store fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Haute-Loire's influence in Department Store rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Haute-Loire, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in Haute-Loire, Haute-Loire Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in Haute-Loire, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Haute-Loire, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Haute-Loire, the Navy has outraged the international community by sinking a boatload of refugees to prevent them reaching the shore.
  • : Haute-Loire's influence in Department Store fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
  • : Haute-Loire's influence in Department Store rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Haute-Loire's influence in Department Store fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".

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