Population | 3.542 billion |
Capital | Kerana |
Leader | The Supreme Worker's Council |
Currency | Havenos |
Animal | scarlet macaw |
The United Socialist States of Haveastana is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Supreme Worker's Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.542 billion Haveastaneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kerana. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Haveastaean economy, worth 465 trillion Havenos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,466 Havenos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown. Haveastana's national animal is the scarlet macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Haveastana is ranked 89,702nd in the world and 233rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 504.40667023508 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Haveastana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Haveastana, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
- : Following new legislation in Haveastana, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Haveastana, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
- : Following new legislation in Haveastana, citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months.
- : Following new legislation in Haveastana, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
- : Following new legislation in Haveastana, with increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof.
- : Following new legislation in Haveastana, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Following new legislation in Haveastana, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- : Haveastana changed its national demonym adjective to "Haveastaean".