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Most Patriotic: 519thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 724thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 741st
The Atomic Union of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In the shadows and isolation our nation shall thrive
Zikov Poltus
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Havia Sysis

Population4.125 billion

CapitalCastle Plutonium
LeaderZikov Poltus
FaithThe Machine Cult

CurrencyKoval
AnimalBlack Owl

The Atomic Union of Havia Sysis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zikov Poltus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.125 billion Citizens of the Atomic Union are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castle Plutonium. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Unionist economy, worth a remarkable 1,495 trillion Kovals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 362,428 Kovals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone apparently sends Zikov Poltus hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and museums occasionally burn priceless artifacts in order to intimidate foreign curators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havia Sysis's national animal is the Black Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Machine Cult.

Havia Sysis is ranked 141,870th in the world and 426th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 196.8770614986 days.

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Most Patriotic: 519thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 724thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 741stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 849thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 944thMost Devout: 1,367thLowest Crime Rates: 1,512thLargest Mining Sector: 1,525thHighest Average Incomes: 1,542ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,628thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,655thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,093rdLargest Governments: 2,250thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,725thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,139thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,269thMost Developed: 3,309thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,321stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,347thMost Efficient Economies: 3,753rdLargest Black Market: 4,107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,813thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,161stSmartest Citizens: 5,355thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,711thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,343rdMost Influential: 7,428thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,835thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,964thMost Cultured: 8,559thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,891stMost Authoritarian: 10,100thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,391stMost Conservative: 13,713thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17,972ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,165thHealthiest Citizens: 21,723rdLargest Retail Industry: 26,148thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,218th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Conservative: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 38th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 46th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionMost Extreme: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 61st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Developed: 72nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 81st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, museums occasionally burn priceless artifacts in order to intimidate foreign curators.
  • : Havia Sysis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Havia Sysis lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics.
  • : Havia Sysis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Havia Sysis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, everyone apparently sends Zikov Poltus hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Havia Sysis, the government prevents violence by committing genocide.

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