The Republic of Hawk29 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.886 billion Hawk29ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hawk29ian economy, worth 863 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,367 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 431,581 per year while the poor average 26,681, a ratio of 16.2 to 1.

Burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hawk29's national animal is the emu.

Hawk29 is ranked 32,397^th in the world and 127^th in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.33 law-abiding acts per hour.