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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 967th Most Influential: 2,357th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,710th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Hey that's just your opinion
The Senate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.267 billion

LeaderThe Senate
FaithSacrificial Dan


The Empire of Hazarium is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Senate with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.267 billion Hazarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hazar-Prime. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hazariumian economy, worth 259 trillion Hazers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,652 Hazers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Hazar-Prime's water use, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hazarium's national animal is the Mushroom, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sacrificial Dan.

Hazarium is ranked 18,365th in the world and 988th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 77.03 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 967thTop
Most Influential: 2,357thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,710thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,833rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,762ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,912thMost Secular: 16,820thLowest Crime Rates: 16,890th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 371st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 408th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 438th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 650th in the regionMost Influential: 739th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 739th in the regionMost Armed: 822nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 853rd in the regionMost Secular: 856th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 858th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 873rd in the region

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