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HC Eredivisie

Population38.744 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
FaithMax Barryism

AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.744 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 42,897 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 1,107,198 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, skyscrapers get built in just days, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 1,392nd in the world and 1st in belgium for Rudest Citizens, with 283.31 Insults Per Minute.

Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Black Market: 3rdLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10thHighest Poor Incomes: 15thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32ndMost Avoided: 45thMost Corrupt Governments: 59thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78thLargest Governments: 106thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 126thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 129thMost Subsidized Industry: 160thFattest Citizens: 173rdMost Secular: 291stMost Advanced Public Transport: 315thLowest Crime Rates: 330thMost Efficient Economies: 343rdLargest Populations: 396thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 620thLargest Gambling Industry: 764thLargest Retail Industry: 886thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 966thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,031stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,276thRudest Citizens: 1,392ndTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,411thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,502ndMost Influential: 6,228thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,273rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 12,514thMost Stationary: 14,382ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,695thSmartest Citizens: 23,364th
Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 15th in the region

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