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Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Worldrankings: First and last.
Influence
Truckler
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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HC Eredivisie

Population35.956 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
LeaderRichard
FaithMax Barryism

CurrencyFwoosh
AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 35.956 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 40,097 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,115,185 Fwooshes, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to HC Eredivisie, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 3rd in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 130,716.43 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 3rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 38thMost Corrupt Governments: 39thMost Avoided: 40thLargest Governments: 86thMost Subsidized Industry: 117thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 118thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 133rdFattest Citizens: 149thHighest Poor Incomes: 188thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 200thMost Secular: 203rdMost Efficient Economies: 294thLowest Crime Rates: 297thMost Advanced Public Transport: 339thLargest Populations: 402ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 588thLargest Retail Industry: 638thLargest Gambling Industry: 760thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 859thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,200thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,908thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,466thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,993rdMost Influential: 5,845thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,942ndTop
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Most Conservative: 12,036thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,851stMost Stationary: 17,568th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by Drink a stella.
  • : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by The Belgian Detective of Hercule Poirot.
  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : HC Eredivisie's influence in Belgium rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.

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