|Capital||A little village up the coast|
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.744 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 42,897 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 1,107,198 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
Parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, skyscrapers get built in just days, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by The Democratic States of Eminople II.
- : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by The Colony of Dino10.
- : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by The Republic of Rising Walls.
- : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by The Armed Republic of CNPSC Sud-Kivu.
- : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by The Republic of Jade Emerson.
- : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by The Republic of Quebecshire XVIII.
- : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by The Queendom of Starlight Glimmer 107.
- : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by The Colony of Market-39.
- : HC Eredivisie lodged a message on the Belgium Regional Message Board.
- : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.