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Highest Average Incomes: 3rd Largest Mining Sector: 3rd Highest Economic Output: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Worldrankings: First and last.
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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HC Eredivisie

Population33.764 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
LeaderRichard
FaithMax Barryism

CurrencyFwoosh
AnimalHctib Ettlil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, aversion to nipples, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.764 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 36,683 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,086,453 Fwooshes, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government, gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned, and bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Ettlil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 5th in the world and 1st in belgium for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 39,650.7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Mining Sector: 3rdHighest Economic Output: 3rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Black Market: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdMost Corrupt Governments: 34thMost Avoided: 38thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 38thHighest Poor Incomes: 61stLargest Governments: 75thMost Subsidized Industry: 97thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 109thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 123rdMost Secular: 131stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 139thFattest Citizens: 162ndLowest Crime Rates: 247thMost Advanced Public Transport: 371stMost Efficient Economies: 389thLargest Retail Industry: 406thLargest Populations: 418thRudest Citizens: 748thLargest Gambling Industry: 774thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,186thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,959thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,569thMost Influential: 6,401stMost Conservative: 8,018thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,355thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,769thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,116thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,471st
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral.
  • : HC Eredivisie was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, gangs have taken to secret handshakes after tattoos were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, strange men lingering in offices distributing television sets is a basis for a system of government.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.

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