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Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.
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HC Eredivisie

Population37.407 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
LeaderRichard
FaithMax Barryism

CurrencyFwoosh
AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.407 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 41,598 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 1,112,048 Fwooshes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters, skyscrapers get built in just days, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all, and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 6,416th in the world and 7th in belgium for Most Influential, scoring 9,214 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Highest Economic Output: 2ndLargest Mining Sector: 2ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rdLargest Black Market: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 5thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19thHighest Poor Incomes: 24thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31stMost Avoided: 43rdMost Corrupt Governments: 51stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 55thLargest Governments: 98thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 125thMost Subsidized Industry: 134thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 135thFattest Citizens: 164thMost Secular: 258thLowest Crime Rates: 305thMost Advanced Public Transport: 330thMost Efficient Economies: 331stLargest Populations: 399thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 452ndLargest Gambling Industry: 754thLargest Retail Industry: 765thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 773rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 978thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,237thRudest Citizens: 1,479thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,409thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,222ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,986thMost Influential: 6,421stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,242ndMost Stationary: 15,668thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,121stMost Conservative: 20,757th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, skyscrapers get built in just days.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, parachutes are considered optional with the newest line of jet fighters.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing.
  • : HC Eredivisie endorsed The Dark Land of Rain and Shadow.
  • : HC Eredivisie was endorsed by The Dark Land of Rain and Shadow.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : HC Eredivisie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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