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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd Highest Economic Output: 3rd Highest Average Incomes: 3rd
The Thirteen Zombie Hells of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Worldrankings: First and last.
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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HC Eredivisie

Population34.085 billion

CapitalA little village up the coast
LeaderRichard
FaithMax Barryism

CurrencyFwoosh
AnimalHctib Elttil

The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Richard with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.085 billion HC Eredivisieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A little village up the coast. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient HC Eredivisiean economy, worth an astonishing 37,070 trillion Fwooshes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,087,575 Fwooshes, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), Richard signs the laws but abides by none of them, and there is something rotten in the state of HC Eredivisie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. HC Eredivisie's national animal is the Hctib Elttil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Max Barryism.

HC Eredivisie is ranked 126,397th in the world and 103rd in belgium for Most Income Equality, scoring 16.49 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Largest Mining Sector: 2ndHighest Economic Output: 3rdHighest Average Incomes: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thLargest Black Market: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22ndMost Corrupt Governments: 35thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37thMost Avoided: 37thHighest Poor Incomes: 54thLargest Governments: 76thMost Subsidized Industry: 99thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 108thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 135thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 136thMost Secular: 148thFattest Citizens: 159thLowest Crime Rates: 254thMost Advanced Public Transport: 333rdMost Efficient Economies: 384thLargest Populations: 413thLargest Retail Industry: 440thLargest Gambling Industry: 758thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,161stRudest Citizens: 1,427thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,923rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,648thMost Influential: 6,360thTop
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Most Conservative: 9,076thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,591stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,240thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,265thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,289th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HC Eredivisie changed its national animal to "Hctib Elttil".
  • : HC Eredivisie altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, there is something rotten in the state of HC Eredivisie.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, Richard signs the laws but abides by none of them.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, card collectors duel to the death.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, Air HC Eredivisie is rumored to receive more government funding than the HC Eredivisiean Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
  • : Following new legislation in HC Eredivisie, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.

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