Population | 8.016 billion |
Capital | Unsettlement |
Leader | Asclepius |
Currency | kit |
Animal | beetle |
The Commonwealth of Healiopolis is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Asclepius with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.016 billion Healers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unsettlement. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Healiopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,466 trillion kits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 182,996 kits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and where your food came from is an unknowable mystery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Healiopolis's national animal is the beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Healiopolis is ranked 53,013th in the world and 873rd in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 834.7350213248 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, where your food came from is an unknowable mystery.
- : Healiopolis was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
- : Healiopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in Healiopolis, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.