The Kingdom of Heilhum Imperius is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 601 million Imperials are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washico Citoroto. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Heilhum Imperiusian economy, worth 63.0 trillion Imperium Quartrums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 104,835 Imperium Quartrums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Washico Citoroto, and rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heilhum Imperius's national animal is the Royaln Ram, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Heilhum Imperius is ranked 186,724^th in the world and 8,140^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -230.32 on the Scary Big Number Scale.