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Nudest: 3,117thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,159thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,225th
The Unholy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Rip and Tear
Lucifer
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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HellsLink

Population1.768 billion

CapitalHellsGate
LeaderLucifer
FaithThe Six Chaos Gods

CurrencySkull Fragment
AnimalGolden Squirrel

The Unholy Empire of HellsLink is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lucifer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.768 billion Golden are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HellsGate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Golden economy, worth 206 trillion Skull Fragments a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 116,617 Skull Fragments, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 535,585 per year while the poor average 15,407, a ratio of 34.8 to 1.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, politicians look weirdly alike, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, and GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HellsLink's national animal is the Golden Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Six Chaos Gods.

HellsLink is ranked 46,982nd in the world and 2,692nd in The East Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 1,167 milliStalins.

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Nudest: 3,117thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,159thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,225thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,346thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,022ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,087thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 11,549thLargest Black Market: 11,669thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,175thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,436thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,439thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,703rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,326thMost Influential: 18,857thMost Efficient Economies: 20,470thMost Secular: 21,955th
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Nudest: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 126th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 137th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 145th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 177th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 267th in the regionLargest Black Market: 283rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 336th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 421st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 424th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 498th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 527th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 561st in the regionMost Armed: 562nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 568th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 639th in the regionMost Developed: 644th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 695th in the regionMost Secular: 743rd in the regionMost Influential: 763rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 765th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 801st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 830th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 853rd in the regionLargest Governments: 859th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 890th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,092nd in the region

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