The Queendom of Helsiny is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Katzun with an even hand, and renowned for its stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 1.283 billion Helsinyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shedia. The average income tax rate is 22.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Helsinyian economy, worth 68.5 trillion kalens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 53,386 kalens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, Katissim has been named as Helsiny's national religion, and Katzun has just been declared ruler of Helsiny in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown. Helsiny's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Katissim.

Helsiny is ranked 113,069^th in the world and 5^th in The Region Of Gargery for Largest Black Market, with 352 billion Standard Monetary Units.