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Largest Black Market: 66thLargest Insurance Industry: 78thHighest Average Incomes: 81st
The United Imperial Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Annuit Coeptis Novus Ordo Seclorum
Emperor Kal-El Solomon
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

HeyZay

Population24.113 billion

CapitalDistrict of Columbia
LeaderEmperor Kal-El Solomon
FaithThe World Order

CurrencyPlatinum Bullion
AnimalBlack Imperial Eagle

The United Imperial Federation of HeyZay is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Kal-El Solomon with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.113 billion HeyZayians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient HeyZayian economy, worth an astonishing 17,848 trillion Platinum Bullions a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 740,215 Platinum Bullions, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of HeyZayian Embarrassments, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, the first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details, and children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. HeyZay's national animal is the Black Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The World Order.

HeyZay is ranked 2,617th in the world and 101st in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 231 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Black Market: 66thLargest Insurance Industry: 78thHighest Average Incomes: 81stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 115thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 123rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 137thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 184thHighest Economic Output: 194thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 196thLargest Information Technology Sector: 205thMost Scientifically Advanced: 210thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 220thMost Corrupt Governments: 237thMost Subsidized Industry: 267thMost Efficient Economies: 345thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 427thLargest Publishing Industry: 704thLargest Retail Industry: 740thMost Armed: 766thLargest Agricultural Sector: 772ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 776thRudest Citizens: 798thLargest Mining Sector: 908thSmartest Citizens: 983rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,001stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,001stLargest Governments: 1,005thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,095thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,448thLowest Crime Rates: 1,596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,644thMost Developed: 1,737thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,862ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,025thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,215thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,375thMost Cultured: 2,617thMost Patriotic: 2,784thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,098thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,154thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,841stHealthiest Citizens: 6,866thHighest Food Quality: 7,993rdLargest Populations: 9,277thMost Secular: 13,545thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,218thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,200thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,501stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,453rd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 59th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Developed: 68th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 84th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 91st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 96th in the regionMost Cultured: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 109th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 114th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 120th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 124th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 151st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 241st in the regionLargest Populations: 336th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 361st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 395th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 502nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 826th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 904th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,051st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HeyZay's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : HeyZay's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : HeyZay was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : HeyZay ceased to exist in United heyzayian repubilc.
  • : HeyZay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in HeyZay, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
  • : Following new legislation in HeyZay, the first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details.
  • : Following new legislation in HeyZay, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in HeyZay, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of HeyZayian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in HeyZay, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.

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