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Highest Poor Incomes: 32ndLargest Black Market: 61stHighest Average Incomes: 78th
The Federal Unitary Stratocracy of
Father Knows Best State
KING OF GODS
The Presidential Commander-In-Chief
Influence
Hermit
XI Chief Security Council and Universal Delegate
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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HeyZay

Population16.669 billion

CapitalHeyZayian Repubilc
LeaderThe Presidential Commander-In-Chief
FaithThe New XI Universal Order

CurrencyBlack 🃏 Gold 🔯 Diamond 💎 💳
AnimalBlack Imperial Eagle

The Federal Unitary Stratocracy of HeyZay is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Presidential Commander-In-Chief with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.669 billion AIS are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HeyZayian Repubilc. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient HeyZayian economy, worth an astonishing 11,417 trillion Black 🃏 Gold 🔯 Diamond 💎 💳s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 684,980 Black 🃏 Gold 🔯 Diamond 💎 💳s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, the government has become increasingly militant, dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love, and a soldier's body is a temple. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. HeyZay's national animal is the Black Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The New XI Universal Order.

HeyZay is ranked 975th in the world and 1st in United HeyZayian Galaxy for Largest Governments, scoring 61.08 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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1%
Highest Poor Incomes: 32ndLargest Black Market: 61stHighest Average Incomes: 78thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 108thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 115thLargest Insurance Industry: 118thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 118thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 148thLargest Information Technology Sector: 153rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 153rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 154thMost Subsidized Industry: 197thMost Corrupt Governments: 203rdHighest Economic Output: 292ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 310thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 310thMost Efficient Economies: 316thLargest Agricultural Sector: 390thMost Armed: 656thLargest Publishing Industry: 696thLargest Mining Sector: 713thLargest Retail Industry: 723rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 974thLargest Governments: 975thSmartest Citizens: 1,015thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,021stMost Developed: 1,055thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,298thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,318thMost Avoided: 1,410thLowest Crime Rates: 1,438thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,713thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,982ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,080thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,219thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,566thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,625thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,635thMost Cultured: 2,861stRudest Citizens: 4,041stHealthiest Citizens: 5,497thMost Secular: 5,745thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,384thLargest Populations: 9,337thTop
10%
Most Stationary: 13,970thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,910thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,096thMost Influential: 19,014th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : HeyZay was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : HeyZay was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : HeyZay was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : HeyZay was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, the Top 5% for Largest Populations, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in HeyZay, a soldier's body is a temple.
  • : Following new legislation in HeyZay, dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love.
  • : HeyZay was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in HeyZay, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • : Following new legislation in HeyZay, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes.
  • : Following new legislation in HeyZay, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.

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