Population | 24.113 billion |
Capital | District of Columbia |
Leader | Emperor Kal-El Solomon |
Faith | The World Order |
Currency | Platinum Bullion |
Animal | Black Imperial Eagle |
The United Imperial Federation of HeyZay is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Kal-El Solomon with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.113 billion HeyZayians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.
The frighteningly efficient HeyZayian economy, worth an astonishing 17,848 trillion Platinum Bullions a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 740,215 Platinum Bullions, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of HeyZayian Embarrassments, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, the first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details, and children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. HeyZay's national animal is the Black Imperial Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The World Order.
HeyZay is ranked 2,617th in the world and 101st in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 231 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : HeyZay's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : HeyZay's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : HeyZay was refounded in Lazarus.
- : HeyZay ceased to exist in United heyzayian repubilc.
- : HeyZay was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Following new legislation in HeyZay, children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist.
- : Following new legislation in HeyZay, the first step in medical triage is determining the patient's insurance details.
- : Following new legislation in HeyZay, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
- : Following new legislation in HeyZay, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of HeyZayian Embarrassments.
- : Following new legislation in HeyZay, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.