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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 920thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,092ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,186th
The Red and Black League of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Red and black I dress, eagle on my chest...
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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High Albania

Population841 million

CapitalNew Tirana
LeaderSkanderbeg

Currencylek
Animaldouble-headed eagle

The Red and Black League of High Albania is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Skanderbeg with a fair hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 841 million High Albanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 74.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient High Albanian economy, worth 82.0 trillion leks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Average income is 97,502 leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime is totally unknown. High Albania's national animal is the double-headed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

High Albania is ranked 228,217th in the world and 8,606th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -259.58 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 920thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,092ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,186thMost Influential: 2,215thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4,578thSafest: 5,084thMost Pacifist: 5,483rdNicest Citizens: 5,731stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,125thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,844thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,921stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,018thBest Weather: 10,988thMost Inclusive: 11,223rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,413thMost Cultured: 11,998thHealthiest Citizens: 12,009thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,199thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,925thMost Developed: 13,998thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,850thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,255thHighest Drug Use: 17,356thSmartest Citizens: 18,089thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,361stHighest Poor Incomes: 19,382ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,225thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,837thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,442ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,848th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 127th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 212th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 232nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 249th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 265th in the regionSafest: 290th in the regionMost Pacifist: 313th in the regionNicest Citizens: 326th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 343rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 362nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 404th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 615th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 626th in the regionBest Weather: 636th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 650th in the regionMost Inclusive: 680th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 701st in the regionNudest: 719th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 738th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 782nd in the regionMost Developed: 790th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 801st in the regionMost Influential: 810th in the regionRudest Citizens: 833rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 835th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 943rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name.
  • : High Albania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : High Albania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal.
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, the nation's nuclear defence policy is to "turn the other cheek".
  • : Following new legislation in High Albania, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 206 » Lulubellia, Former English Colony, Cretox State, The Tampa Bay Rays, Koda-Land, Aerilia, 1 very fast endotarter, Bankowiata, Svenskskit, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Ethnon, Orado, Kragsgale, Climeria, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Pytong, Slyakanya, Guer Aike, Odelinor, North Bratislava, The Iron Lions, Havonosa, Simone Republic, United Kahndaq, Hamerica, Star Kingdom, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Zzozona, The Endless Eventide, Valentine Z, Blyskalia, Shibutani, Hardscrabble, Interdimensional Zone, Republica Guilleana, Territorio di Nessuno, East Akra, Godwanna, Siwale, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Kazoo Basin, Empy, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, and 156 others.New Lakemba, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Galbadiana, Votak Matim, Loutsland, Kranostav, Yellops, Notyoutopia, The Pantheons, Bharathvarsh, Libertania Democratica, Selfgradatude, Strongwill, His Enduring Majesty, Nodnarb, The Serdey Islands, Joodey, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Sevinland, Wisconsota, Wineclaw, Newpromisedland, Sundred, Seijitsu, Aeolist, Sikol, Yokciq Empire, Port Naga, Xagill, Holy Oranz, Ravendi, Pallaith, Xentherida, Heilhum Imperius, Que Lukustinardon, Sil Dorsett, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, Wilkshire, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, Imperial Pieserged, Darkmondoria, Madjack, Draconian Progression, Pasargad, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, McMasterdonia, Xipher, Testnation223, Crusadam, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Greater Xiamen, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Venicea, Otakus and Weebs, Valgarda, Solidair, Vesteysia, Ellbonnia, Clan Spaniel, Folenz, Solcius, Beasluxia, Francois Isidore, Travislavania, Nordic-British Union, Minich, Figyjharli, Dangine, Trumpski, Maott, Wapistan, Sanjurika, PotatoFarmers, WeKnow, DIMAnism, The Ultimate Republic, Muqatil, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Kromi, Servilis, Aryan Homeland, Ardenstania, Shotokonia, Ice and Tinian, Tyirza, Xyrron, Super Girl, Alorca, San Felipe, AmManies, Galaician Empire, BTProductions, Northern Roman Republic, Rinadia, TyGerria, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, New Celoveniortan, Cajland, Innocentic, ForestMythal, Defense For The World Assembly, Centrialand, Tsandonown, Korean-Joseon, Seanat, Britle, Capablanca, Atlunartemis, Ootasa, Libvillia, Katuda, Greater Ale Permars, Gafflebag, Ariele, Fraystonia, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Kastonvia, Solimun, Apollo Park, Andanavia, Nikhilesh23, Sopernia, Nova Arcania, Enomeni Ipeiros, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Logovets, Unshleepd, Confederacy of North America, Jaxikistan, Card Kingdom, Nation1812, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Sahriastan, The Calabash Protectorate, Beta Cyndriel, The Blazeland Administration, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, and Tibus Heth.

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